Shawn Edwards

[James Line @jameslineky]

happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

[Shawn Edwards @lesserevil]

@EmoPhilips He would, but now he can't find it

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

Jon Hamm, born-and-raised Missourian: "If you want to be told about 'Manhood' — some guy wrote a book about it. If you want someone to show you courage, send Lucas Kunce to the Senate."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wealthy Donor Rents Out Entire Water Park For Clarence Thomas https://t.co/MLglq8C0IX

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

👏AMERICA👏HAS👏NO👏PLAN👏FOR👏WHEN👏THE👏BURGER👏KING👏DIES👏WAKE👏UP👏SHEEPLE!👏

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Asking my non-Native allies to share this far and wide. Thanks. 🪶🪶

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

Eat your veggies 🥦🥦

[Miles Vorkosigan (Taylor's Version) @OrCloneThereof]

@DougJBalloon Ukraine did NOT sink our invincible ship the Moskva! It was unfortunate accident that occurred on board during gender reveal party pryotechnics. Yes, that is what accident it was.
--by Vladimir Putin, guest columnist

[Shawn Edwards @lesserevil]

Still pissed at Denkinger

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

big day for MLK quotes with weird ellipses in the middle

[Maj. (Ret.) Richard Ojeda @Ojeda4America]

A local West Virginian nails it while calling out Joe Manchin.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

The starting $1,500 bank in Monopoly hasn't increased in 87 years. Here’s why this is bad news for Biden.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

[Shawn Edwards @lesserevil]

@teenagedwitch It's like the Midwest, but colder

[Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) @RepCori]

Had a tough conversation with a constituent about whether the universal pre-K that we’re working to include in the reconciliation package will include snacks.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Many of these “celebrities” could sure use a tasteful cardigan.

[Shawn Edwards @lesserevil]

Chuck Norris water is made out of recycled water

[Brown Eyed Susan @smc429]

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction."
-Blaise Pascal (Pensees, 1669)