Kay Kincannon

I made two people. They're pretty funny. I am, too.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Hey @realDonaldTrump

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

@cookingdiary 3 and 5

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

@CasadiK @MeTooSGF You are so amazing for sharing on such a big platform. Your story will encourage others to share theirs. Words are sparks, and it looks like you’ve started a wildfire. I’m so proud of you. Love you, friend.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

3yo: Time's up Mommy. Me: Time's up for what buddy? 3 yo: Time's up for you. What does he know?!

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

The Dictator, age 3: Mommy, I like your teeth........... You really know how to compliment someone, son.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Me: Oh, I like your shoes!
The Dictator, age 3: You're welcome. Savage.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

@Kaseyk14 Use someone else's money.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

#HumanGrumpyCat #NewProfilePic

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

3 y/o just referred to his brother as Brother Turd, so I'm clearly doing a good job.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Make it Sister Act II and you have a deal. https://t.co/8vpUFmH38c

[Chris Allen @ChriswAllen]

Who wants to watch Sister Act and Blues Brothers on loop with me? Bring summer sausage, cheese, and comfy pants.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Just saw my 3 y/o feed a booger to the dog. Didn't stop it from happening. #winning

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

2 y/o can't remember to not poop his pants, but he can tell you which if his 175,000 cars you forgot to bring him in the bath #toddlerlife

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

After 5 minutes of bedtime silence The Dictator sits up, whispers "my bouncey house!" and makes me go check to see if it moved. #toddlerlife

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Heading to a class reunion. I chose to wear Spanx so clearly I will be standing all evening.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

Do people without dogs have to clean their own floors? Sounds horrible.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

I dreamt I went to Vegas. And went to a Winne the Pooh museum. Even in dreams, I'm boring now. #momlife

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

#WIN the #Step2 Hot Wheels Toddler-To-Twin Race Car Bed, ARV $349 via #vivaveltoro & #thriftyniftymom! #Giveaway https://t.co/kTFPQqQ21u

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

My yoga pants should really be called, "It's Saturday. What do you want from me?!" Pants.

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

The Dictator now throws his fits by collapsing on the floor, face down, and just lays there silently. I'm cool with that. #LifewithLiam

[Kay Kincannon @LetHimEatDirt]

At lunch today, The Dictator demanded to eat the round noodles before he would eat the squiggly noodles. Toddlers. #LifewithLiam