President Donald J Trump

45th Presidunce of the United States of Duhmerica 🇺🇸 If you do not understand that this is a parody account, you might be presidunce.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

Just called sleepy @JoeBiden to concede and he told me to go fuck myself. What sore winner!

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@VickiRossArt @RonFilipkowski @abughazalehkat Absolutely not! That woman is 7’8” tall!

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

I shit in a shredder. #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

Anyone who says I’m insecure is insecure and a liar and a doodoo head! #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

But I did retweet it.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

I did not have sexual relations with that Russian leader! #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

If I’m reelected, I will pardon every insurrectionist, myself and my idiot kids. #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

“A whip in every home and Africa will pay for the whips.” #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

I got to be honest, I’d fuck myself if I look like my daughter. #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

“Crimea River is a tributary in the Ukraine and NOT what I did over losing the election.” #TheTruthAccordingToTrump

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@JimS07935420 @RibsLarry @emeryemeryii @BarryRibs Does he really have a manager or is that one of his sock puppet accounts too?

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

My mother was bleeped by a
n!ggur and I have hated that word ever since.

[Emery Emery @emeryemeryii]

Let’s fuck with the censors and make the word “bleep“ the most offensive word in the English language.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@linlex98532335 In August my first presidential order will BE to round up everyone who doesn’t now the difference between YOUR and YOU’RE and have them executed.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

IM NOT A FASCIST! I hereby declare the word “FASCIST“ is banned from the English langage and anyone caught calling ME a fascist will be shot ON sight!

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@freethinkfacts I’m have ways of being on Twitter.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

August is going to be so cool! The whole world will be going, damn! That son of a bitch stole the country back! It was rigged, by me.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@linlex98532335 Check back in August, baggy pants.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@pdunc1013 I can’t believe you voted for me. You’re an idiot.

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

🎶
It’s my party
and I’ll lie if I want to
lie if I want to,
lie if I want to.
You would lie too, if insurrection failed you.
🎶

#OfficialSongOfTheGOP

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

@michaelianblack @toddbarry Everyone doesn’t?

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

And I found her! #AllTheBestPeople

[Nathan Heller @nathanheller]

Story of a 66-year-old researcher, an immigrant, who rarely got grants, never got her own lab, never earned more than $60K. For four decades, she kept working on mRNA—a path considered foolish. Her work is the basis for the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. https://t.co/wOvCEM8jja

[President Donald J Trump @LetTrumpBeTrump]

My advice: When navigating a huge cargo ship through the Suez Canal, be careful not to allow high winds to wedge your ship in the canal, forcing all other ships to turn around and sail below Africa.