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They Can't All Be Zingers

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Definitely Colin Quinn

[amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17]

is that michael rapaport

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Do you like ficken chingers?

[†he e†hel cain archive ★ @ethelcasings]

hayden and her boyfriend via ig story

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Buys infinite jest and pretends to read

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Aaron Gordon:

"I would really, really appreciate it if there were a couple of days in between games in the playoffs instead of every other day. The product of the game would be a lot better. You'll see a higher level of basketball. Probably less blowouts"

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Can u send me the last dollar in ur account I gotta put down my dog

[kait 🍄 @mushr00mbabe]

I made the mistake of loaning a coworker money & now its been nonstop asking for money, rides & food. No one in management will do anything about it.

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I posted so hard and powerfully

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It's extremely reasonable to say she's retarded

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

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Matching r Kelly with blowing it on a softball question

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Have to be on nitrous in order to go full reatard these days

[zilla @marshzallow]

If you dont like hawk tuah just say you cant handle dark humor 💀

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Poly done right is when u sleep with every race. This is why they locked up diddy

[mtg enjoyer @four27am]

White ppl will open their relationship just to date another white person like damn poly really did want a cracker

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This but Neil young

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Saw a post of Freddie mercury performing on the internet and a comment said no phones just everyone enjoying the moment, isn't that great?- my deadass uncle

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Tbf, I get all my geopolitical news from no jumper

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I get all my daily news from no jumper, barstool sports and Elon meme accounts. I'm a very intelligent person

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I win all my arguments bc my stance is I always was going to kms

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Henry Kissinger was such a good man, he was so nice to me at my airport job. He was odd but so nice to me. - reatarded coworker

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Chad Muska

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

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Best part of being Canadian

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Didn't get his grade 10 yet cut him slack

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

The prosecution in young thug trial asked trontavious Stephens (One of the CO Founders of YSL) what year & how old was he when he became a member of “ROC” Crew

Listen to what he said 😂😂😂

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@archonofcruelty What is the third record?