MaKenzie Zeno

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Perogies & beer make a great emotional bandaid

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Nursing school; where your prof can see you topless & it’s NOT weird

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Me: *orders wine*
Waitress: are you sure you’re 21..?
Me: I’ll be 23 in a few weeks...
Waitress: oh wow, you’re old! You have such a baby face tho...
Me:

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

When you get so hyped ab a new bralette you flash your friend in the plaza parking lot #noragrets

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Driving home from RI and just remembered I drunk emailed my manager last night...panicked. Checked. Ya girl sounded professional af 👌🏼

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Sometimes I think waze is testing me.... 😤

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

*calls work st patty’s eve*

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

First night back from FL and my mom texts me saying an old man at the dog park hit Charles with his cane....two seconds away from flying back down to beat that man with his cane #HEATED

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

My brother just threw the plastic rings from his 6 pack at me “I know how you like to cut these” ... partly offended, mostly surprised he pays attention

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

First exam ✔️
Bag packed ✔️
Happy Mak ✔️

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Best pickup line: I’ll buy you food

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Not to be dramatic, but I think the worst part ab getting my wisdom teeth out tm is gonna be not having water for 8+hrs..

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

V day last year I #treated myself...this year I picked up a 12hr overnight shift and didn’t even pack myself food

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Coworker: wow, you look exhausted
Me: wow, thanks for noticing 🤗

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Cold as tits: the temperature at which you can take a sip of your iced coffee and still see your breath

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

I love when my brain pulls through and reminds me that I’m smart...defs good for morale

*me to me*

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Knuckles deep in the pickle jar realizing I probably could’ve used a fork..

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

*has open cut on lip*
*packs food for work*
*packs curry & bag of pineapple*
*eats on 3am break*
*DIES*

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Got my first stress hive of the holiday season...I’m actually surprised I made it this long #happyholidays

[MaKenzie Zeno @LetsGetWeird247]

Garlic bread is honestly so underrated