Letters to the TV

Notable eccentric. Failed Competitive Eater.

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The best part of being so far into COVID is trying to talk to your doctor about depression and their only response is “dude, same”

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@AgentLanaKane Aren’t you on a date?

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Sure sex is great, but have you ever rested your head on someone’s lap as they play video games and you stare at your phone?

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Dear prestige dramas,

You could probably afford to pay your crew more if you cut all the bits where you intentionally mislead the audience and make your season 2 episodes shorter

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@neonshudder He’s a guy from the LulaRich documentary whose dream is to ref collegiate girl’s volleyball

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If anyone needs me I’ll be in my room writing Derryl Trujillo/Jim the Vampire fic

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@neonshudder Never gets old

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God, the cast of Drive is the only punchline you need

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I preferred Squid Game when it was called DRIVE(2007)

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What’s the point of having an animated series if the fights still look like absolute shit?

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This doesn’t apply to the Rocky/Creed series. I will sit down with you for several hours to explain why those movies are fucking amazing

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I just don’t want to watch eight movies to understand why a movie is good, I’m so sorry.

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If I were a multibillion dollar network I would simply not repeatedly draw attention to our past relationships with pedophiles

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@Mellindas I would much prefer 2 more hours of “Saggy Balls in Sag Harbor”

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I’m officially scared that Only Murders in the Building is setting itself up for an extremely narrow landing it has absolutely no chance of hitting

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Who needs drugs when flu shots are free and a benefit to the community?

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I like Only Murders in the Building because everyone is always explicitly stating their emotions in the moment