Noobhausen

Dolphins/Cubs/Mavericks/IU Basketball/NCAAF pending/Mighty Ducks. Golfer. Star Wars nerd. Played soldier once upon a time. Husband. Father.

[Noobhausen @Level2noob]

@JaylonM14 And ask to be traded when he’s fired in 3 years

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@VSPMiami Quinn Ewers didn't look better than these 3 starts of Malik Willis? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pass Attempts: 66
Completions: 35
Passing Yards: 350
Touchdowns: 0
Interceptions: 3
Passer Rating: 49.4

[Noobhausen @Level2noob]

@VSPMiami @Dolphinknight13 , you can't ask those questions in this MalikAnon space. Get kicked out. 🤣🤣

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There’s a 3rd, those that don’t even have time to pick it up before their dog snatches it up.

[JoeRobbie @JoeRobbie_]

There’s 2 types of people in this world

Those that kick the ice under the freezer & those that yell KOBE & shoot the ice into the sink (it still somehow ends up back on the floor)

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After signing Reagor I've amended my preseason prediction of 5 wins to 4.

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@Niner_87 Atlanta will win the division if Tua starts @Comgetsome1

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@GhostOfAdamGase Can't wait until he's a free agent again like Deebo. 😬

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Poverty franchise

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Another receiver signing: the Miami Dolphins signed WR Jalen Reagor.

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

Our @TexasTechFB linebackers 😎

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@Niner_87 Rodriguez will be our best draft pick from this class. Should have worn number 54!

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@Niner_87 I don’t appreciate you calling out my shenanigans @TonyH305

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@Niner_87 @Comgetsome1

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It's Achane season. Malik just along for the ride until he's replaced.

[The Dive Bar Podcast 🐬🥃 @TheDiveBarPod]

Malik Willis SZN IS HERE ‼️🔥 #PhinsUp

[Noobhausen @Level2noob]

He's a bridge. Nothing more. Nothing less. And that's okay. I don't understand why this fan base has to go to the extremes, from the left hand of God to the right.

[JoeRobbie @JoeRobbie_]

Malik Willis has the chance to shock the world this season & show us fans that he isn’t just a bridge guy holding it down for the next QB1

What does Malik Willis have to do this season to prove to you that he’s our guy⁉️

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

#WreckEm & #HookEm ➡️ #PhinsUp

@Jacob_R_10 @MichaelTaaffe4

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@mikethemiz @Browns I'd suggest mentoring Danhausen as quick as possible

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The only lottery I play.

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I think Twitter should shut down spaces for a while. Just a few months. lol

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🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SleeperDolphins @SleeperMiami]

Dolphins recently worked out former Raiders RB Zamir White, per @JFowlerESPN

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@VSPMiami This fan base blames the GM/Coach now for players not performing?? 3 months ago that wasn't the case. LOL. Do people think everyone just forgets previous takes?? I can't.