max levitt

visual scientist

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

If your friends aren't talking about:

• Ice cream
• Where to get ice cream
• When we are getting ice cream
• Soft serve vs. hard-scoop

It's time to find new friends.

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

Flight attendants need to shut the fuck up and stop interrupting the first five minutes of Zootopia when we’re taking off. Nobody cares who’s piloting, nobody cares how the flight is going to go, nobody cares about anything anymore, we’re just praying if we crash we die quickly.

[⟡°. ⋆༺𖤓༻⋆. °⟡ @sighswoon]

I have been letting pigeons come chill in my hotel room. They’re all so different

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Ice cream season is almost over” Well actually real ice cream eaters know that cool weather brings with it freedom from fast-melting cones & the pleasure of sweet cold ice cream in a car with the heat cranked up

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Biggest room in the world…

Room for improvement 💯

[RAMSEY @rumsey_lol]

Drink so good I had to drink it

[MLB @MLB]

Clayton Kershaw gets a huge ovation from the Dodgers faithful as he receives his second World Series ring 👏

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Little sister just asked my mom “chat is there a sweet treat in this function” at the dinner table

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

FREDDIE FREEMAN WALK OFF GRAND SLAM

ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Trump: ‘Cereal Has Gone Extinct’

[ALEX @ajtourville]

NEWS: San Francisco South of Market residents are woken up each morning at 4 AM by a bunch of Waymos honking at each other 😂

[manny @mannyfidel]

the #NorthernLights from my apartment in Brooklyn, NY. awesome

[Euro Luxxk @Luxxkjr]

They not like us

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans

[malky @malkyyyyy]

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to

[caught hantavirus on a swingers cruise @abs_sweetmarie]

OJ Simpson was a running back. Now he is dead.

[i know now @powcampsurvivor]

how it feels to seriously vibe out to some #music