Lew Routledge

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[Declan Taylor @DeclanTaylor87]

Gareth Southgate to Harry Kane after he drops him for Wednesday:

[Stephen R Power @racingblogger]

KEEP FUCKIN PUNTING 😂😂

#CheltenhamFestival

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@Dawnesme @alexjostle

[RACING LEE @racinglee1]

🚨FOUR WEEKS TO CHELTENHAM!! 🏇🏻
😍😍😍

Now you’ve all stopped messing about with Taylor Swift screenshots, the Americans and their “football” … 🫠

Let’s get back to remembering that four weeks tomorrow is the greatest show on turf! 😍

My guide for the next month -

✍️ALWAYS PLAN AHEAD
(*if not already free)

Practice your sick voice for freeing up Cheltenham week at work.
“cough cough, I’ve come down with something..” remember people - Coronavirus doesn’t work anymore, BUT always have an answer ready for the next question - “well do you reckon you will feel well enough to come in later on?”… 🥴

Remember, you can’t have a dentist appointment four days in a row, as my teacher use to tell me. 😬

Best option - ring early, 6am, tell the cleaner to pass the message on.
‼️Don’t go on WhatsApp as they will see you online and expect more info, stick to bookmaker apps only. 😉

- If your going to Cheltenham, soak it in.
Cleeve Hill is a thing of beauty, the atmosphere is electric, don’t overthink betting and live in the moment.

Note - Money is material, you can’t take it with you, but memories will last forever! ❤️

- If watching at home, get in as many snacks and junk food as possible, don’t leave the sofa, prep ahead.
*Mini Fridge next to sofa advised.

- Watching in a bar? Make sure it’s a big screen. Don’t be tricked by a Weatherspoons for cheap pints or “we have 42 televisions…” BIGGER IS BETTER! 🍆

📺Watch as many re-runs of last year’s Festival as possible.
If your partner says “are you coming to bed yet?” reply - “in ten minutes”.
They will be asleep by time you get up, and you can focus on the Boodles. ✅

- Stop pretending you know what Willie Mullins bingo will be. (You don’t, non of us do!) ❌

- Do as many preview nights as possible, they are often a laugh, you might even find a LABAIK! 🤪🎣

- Rinse and repeat this every week at 3, 2 and “1 week to go” until you arrive at Festival week! 🚂

**Remember, all dreams and slips are valid until that famous ROARRR! 😍

Eyes down people, this isn’t a drill, this is - THE CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL! 😍
🏇🏻🏇🏻🏇🏻

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

There's no way

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

AN INSANE GOAL! 🤯🤯🤯

Jesús Areso gives Osasuna the lead with a strike from beside the corner flag 🤩

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@RollsFC @marsden Wankers the lot of em, especially that @speedo fella

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@knowlesy_23 @CheltenhamRaces @alexjostle

[Lewis Knowles @knowlesy_23]

Couldn’t help myself…..

#60Days

[DartsAnonymous @anonymous_darts]

This petty shit is exactly why I love Darts.

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@3rubengoat @T5UDD

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@NateBetting @jamiegrant8919

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@Betfair Joel Ward
Gustave Hamer
Ashley Young
Kai Havertz

[Lew Routledge @LewRoutledge]

@NoContextHumans @Joey7Barton

[Football Away Days Club @AwayDaysClub_]

Man Utd next 4 fixtures

Bayern (H)
Liverpool (A)
West Ham (A)
Aston Villa (H)

Erik Ten Hag:

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This Football Manager story might be the best of all time. 🤣🤝

🎥 @hwgreenroompod

[beIN SPORTS @beINSPORTS_EN]

Luis Díaz had a goal chalked off by VAR.

@richardajkeys and Andy Gray take a closer look...

#beINPL #TOTLIV