Boris Johnson: After great errrm talks with lancashire errrm we have decided to place them in errrm Tier 3...
Local pub in Burnley, Lancashire a few hours later:
✅️ Via @PARacing, Nicky Henderson confirms that 2023 Champion Hurdle winner CONSTITUTION HILL will stay over hurdles this season.
😍 Bring on the Fighting Fifth.
BREAKING: Trainer and billionaire businessman Luke Comer has had his licence suspended for three years after a dozen of his horses tested positive for anabolic steroids in one of the biggest doping scandals to hit Irish racing
I’m sorry but I’ve Gotta go in on Sam Smith this is just wrong 🤣🤦🏻♂️
Can someone explain to me why he would put something like this out on his social media?
Some of the people you lot try cancel & this is perfectly fine, in fact probably praised 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ We are doomed.
What the fuck are you bringing Maguire on at HT when we are comfortable an 2-0 up… theres no such thing as a friendly especially against these Scottish cunts. Get that mongy big nosed cunt out ASAP!
🟣 Burnley’s starting 11 Vs Man City had an average age of 23 years and 206 days - the youngest starting side of any team in the Premier League this season.
All 16 players who appeared for the Clarets in the game were under 30 - the first time the club have never used a player 30+ in a Premier League game.
🇧🇪 The Kompany Revolution.
#BurnleyFC