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[T @T5UDD]

Boris Johnson: After great errrm talks with lancashire errrm we have decided to place them in errrm Tier 3...

Local pub in Burnley, Lancashire a few hours later:

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Ramy Bensebaini - that is utter filth. 🔥

[T @T5UDD]

@mickywoodvine Madness bro

[T @T5UDD]

20 years of age with the world at his feet.. some boy ✨

[TC @totalcristiano]

The Santiago Bernabeu doing the Jude Bellingham celebration with him.

This is incredible.

[Road To Cheltenham @RoadCheltenham]

✅️ Via @PARacing, Nicky Henderson confirms that 2023 Champion Hurdle winner CONSTITUTION HILL will stay over hurdles this season.

😍 Bring on the Fighting Fifth.

[✨ Mark Heffron ✨ @Markheffron91]

My princess and my boy tyson 👑❤️
#xlbully #princess

[T @T5UDD]

@LewRoutledge @vilechelsea7 They are on some serious cunt lists arent they, wankers

[Darts Limbs @LimbsDarts]

It’s nearly the world championships any excuse to post this again😍😮‍💨�

[Racing Post @RacingPost]

BREAKING: Trainer and billionaire businessman Luke Comer has had his licence suspended for three years after a dozen of his horses tested positive for anabolic steroids in one of the biggest doping scandals to hit Irish racing

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

I’m sorry but I’ve Gotta go in on Sam Smith this is just wrong 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Can someone explain to me why he would put something like this out on his social media?

Some of the people you lot try cancel & this is perfectly fine, in fact probably praised 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ We are doomed.

[Dubs life @dubslife1]

The PSNI put out arrest warrant for the invisible man after a brutal assault in east Belfast 😀

[Benny James @Beno_ldn]

Just bought this XL BULLY GOAT GRUFF off Crack Head dave

[T @T5UDD]

@mickywoodvine @jamesenglish0 You can see time you tweeted you know Mike 👀🤣

[T @T5UDD]

Tell Harley he has a new step mum.. whats her @ for my mate @alexjostle

[BGPIntern @BGPIntern]

The perfect girl doesn’t exi… woah

[T @T5UDD]

What the fuck are you bringing Maguire on at HT when we are comfortable an 2-0 up… theres no such thing as a friendly especially against these Scottish cunts. Get that mongy big nosed cunt out ASAP!

[T @T5UDD]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[ClaretXtra @ClaretXtra]

🚨🌕🗞️| Vinvent Kompany was successfully in convincing Mike Trésor, who will now have his medical with the Clarets.

[@hbvl]

#TwitterClarets

[Between the Lines @Between_TL]

🟣 Burnley’s starting 11 Vs Man City had an average age of 23 years and 206 days - the youngest starting side of any team in the Premier League this season.

All 16 players who appeared for the Clarets in the game were under 30 - the first time the club have never used a player 30+ in a Premier League game.

🇧🇪 The Kompany Revolution.

#BurnleyFC

[T @T5UDD]

@robscott121114 🚬🦞

[T @T5UDD]

@robscott121114 With you on Warm Heart arr kid.. best of luck

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🚨 | Man United beaten heavily by Burnley in behind-closed-doors friendly.