Lou Gotts

tiddlywinks champion & spare changer
I was told there would be cake

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Smile, say "Hiyiz dune," ask if it's going to rain tomorrow, and have somewhere to go now. You'll fit right in.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

The jamokes standing in the way: how much are they being paid and by whom?

[The Hill @thehill]

Sen. Chuck Schumer on canceling $50K of student debt: "We ought to go do this right now."

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Philadelphia Business Journal.
Duh.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Did the same thing once except my key worked in the other car.

[🎀 B 🎀 @BeboBaggins221]

I’m scarred for life. I just walked out of Walmart got in my car and was like wait a second where are my bags? And realized I got in someone else’s car. Holy f**k.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Every federal authority knows your income better than you. And the tax code is deliberately byzantine. All this bulla shitta is by design. No other country does this.

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Can’t believe that, by law, I still have to do my taxes

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

How's he still got dough for lawyers?

[The Hill @thehill]

Harvey Weinstein appeals sexual assault conviction https://t.co/oR7A86Ypg1

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Dr. Demento

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Name a doctor you respect more than Dr. Drew.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Most bats are protected by environmental law; contrary to popular belief they don't eat that many other insects. Opening a window for a day or two and playing loud music may work.

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

A bat flew into my office and down the hallway into my personal office and is now hanging upside down from my bookshelf. A FREAKING BAT. We called animal control and they “don’t do bats” so how’s your day going?

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Do his friends call him Lil' Yoda?

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Lemme see, he's unemployed, currently under investigation, he's returning money he stole, stable genius... yeah, I'll do whatever he tell me to do.

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump calls for Republicans to boycott Coca-Cola, Delta and several other companies amid Georgia voting law controversy https://t.co/hHv9Ku3Wtv

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

What a floating turd.
Can you also identify as a jamoke?

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

I’ve decided to “identify” as Chinese. Coke will like me, Delta will agree with my “values” and I’ll probably get shoes from Nike & tickets to @MLB games. Ain’t America great?

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Glue traps.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

I suggest he accept an invitation to talk from the recently returned military relative of one of the girls involved.

[The Hill @thehill]

Gaetz says he won't resign https://t.co/tfwLLB3LV9

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Pfft. I still got the phone.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I am had a landline with the really long cord in my house growing up and still remember the phone number years old.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Sit at the light and gun the engine. Pull your shades down just a little to ask the Home Depot guy where the chainsaws are. Quote favorite movie lines.

[Jenny Doesnt Know @HighlyIngenious]

My friend’s birthday is today. So we’re up early to do some gangster shit. Getting our nails done & antique shopping. Might get some expensive coffee who knows. Gonna hit it hard.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Pity there's no essential oil combination for walnut brownies or baseball parks or ricotta cheesecake or puppies.

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Can they invite Bill Nye? That would be the best.

[The Hill @thehill]

Nickelodeon to feature Fauci in clips answering kids' questions about COVID-19 https://t.co/82CCWxP4ss

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

Gin and tonic

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

I'm into pain, so, yeah.

[smellody @emmkayeff]

If you prank me I will tase you. Now who’s the fool

[Lou Gotts @Lew_Kemia]

It's April 1 and I'm assuming this photo was taken in Alaska, right?
Otherwise I'm gonna be very disappointed.

[The Hill @thehill]

Christian group blasts Taylor Greene over vaccine criticism https://t.co/tDMdrH7b7a