smellody

hi here are the tweets i cooked

[smellody @emmkayeff]

"fap" is an example of onomatopenis

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

People who make content like this need to be sent to reeducation camps.

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Genuinely fucking insane jewelry ad I just got on Instagram

[Rep. Pramila Jayapal @RepJayapal]

Prisciliano Trejo, who had leukemia, was reportedly denied medical care by ICE for 8 days while in a detention center run by CoreCivic.

He died just days later — and ICE is already shirking accountability. After denying him care, they released him to his family, where he died shortly after. They likely did this to avoid having another official death in custody and to keep their own horrific statistics from looking worse.

ICE and CoreCivic cannot get away with this. We must eliminate every for-profit detention facility and dismantle ICE entirely.

[smellody @emmkayeff]

This is what women have to wear if they want to feel safe going on a walk at night

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This sheep wears spiked armor to help fend off wolves

Developed by an Austrian inventor, the lightweight vest uses rubber-covered spikes to help deter wolf attacks without seriously injuring the predator

[latke @latkedelrey]

odysseus listening to the siren’s song while tied to the mast of the ship

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

Thomas Buchs, 1990

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i’m not putting nothin that shoots splinters inside me but best of luck to her

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Defrosting whole frozen bananas for banana bread and it looks like Ötzi the iceman in my fridge

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Musk just has a hard time wrapping his head around a story where a man’s wife and child care if he comes home

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Tbh I think there’s a person out there who could pull this off with the right accessories and haircut and vibe. But not this blonde AI lady

[janet snakehole @_____julesss]

What in the h is this article of clothing

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Who is asking for another season of Ted Lasso

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

In a new profile, creatives allude to tension between Jason Sudeikis and Bill Lawrence, who departed as showrunner ahead of the third season.

https://t.co/EVvOAn0Sxb

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Not enough people recognizing him from Burning Love

[i’m just Ben @ItsRainingBen]

Too many people recognizing him from Brooklyn 99, not enough people recognizing him from the single greatest TV show of all time (The Other Two)

[smellody @emmkayeff]

*looking wistfully into the horizon* guess this is the only thing that’s safe for me to eat for dinner

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

This is 100% the safest thing you can eat right now

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Every day in LA, a new horror

[smellody @emmkayeff]

Meh

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’ll allow it.

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

You never hear about a parasite that gets rid of diarrhea