Lewd Boggs

i party and get laid by hot chicks

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@RockEmSocks wats takin so long to put @chrisrock and Will Smith on socks? I need to wear this everyday!

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@nabisco when y'all gonna stop playin around and bring back apple newtons???

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@SlagleChad Just tried the pumpkin spice. Now I don't drink no more. Feel like the great pumpkin just blew a load in my mouth

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#lewdthought
Is there a such thing as Asian comidy?

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Burnt pee smell funky.
#ThursdayNightFootball

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Sprayed a spider n instead of fallin it hung from his web comin from his butt. Thats like if people die midpoop. Named him Elvis. #rip Elvis.

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@BoomerangToons Yoooo child abuse beastyalady racism sexual herassmint & everyone is drunk! Text Avery was a sick MF!!!
#BoomerangOnBET

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@WhismanSucks idk u...but ur a fat idiot. Stupid fatty. Shut up 4ever

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Yo @BenFolds more concertos! C'mon bro

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@OllieDiaz dummies like u r y no1 believe in the system. They never made smellovision but the bullshit comin out ur mouth on @InTheDarkAPM podcast stinks!

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@Invisalign I forgot to take my liners out b4 I went down on that fat chick from @longjohnslvrs. How do I her the smell of clam strips n tarter saws off my braces?

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@NFL the #ProBowl2020...just stop. It's awful. Why even bother. @JoeTessESPN ur good. But ur back must hurt carryin @ESPNBooger all game.

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@ESPNBooger u real dumb but at least when u say dumb stuff people laff. @Buck do u know what a laff is? Ever made anybody laff? U never made me. #Packersvs49ers #bucksux

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@colemangary1 @MerriamWebster
Dave sed u came up w all the words in the dixonary. Thanks for making butt cheeks. It's my fav. And puszy farts.

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@briteresi I guess...3? I mean if you pee but a little poop comes out that's 1+2=3 right? Y do you ask?
Anyway I'm gonna go crank it to these pics now

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Lewd tip #47 don't use a @DennysDiner bathroom pic on ur @bumble profile. Instead of checkin u out these dum broads just focus on the turd on the floor. Y should I clean it? Aint like its mine.

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Dave says you can't member a smell but my garbage still smells like the tuna fish I puked last week.
#memories

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@Google Swallowed booger AND dying?

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@emrata Wax ur rists? Yeah. Shit is gross.

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@briteresi I like a good #1 but nothing beats a rockin a solid #2! What's 3? That ur period?