Lewis

Relatively Normal.

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@NoContextBrits I was in Court recently so took my suit to them, telling them I had a job interview.

A few white lies later, I was in Court 3 in Huntingdon Magistrates and was given a 2 year Custodial sentence (suspended for 2 years) for a Rape I didn't commit ( to my knowledge).

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@nwokeoma__ @studals @eurofootcom The Pilot survived for 3 days clung to a broken wing.

Washed up on the Kent coast

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@carlyjohnson123 Love. Love. Love x

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@lydiacoxson You've taken down my name and address - now can you take down my trousers.

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano @PiersUncensored I heard he made you tug him off to secure the interview?

Did he cum on your moobs?

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@CarlyJohnsonCJ @carlyjohnson123 @CJdailyupdates Incredible 🫶

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@Rossmac212 If you zoom in, you can clearly see He's forgot to wipe.

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@SBarrettBar I've heard you love Cock.

You gonna sue me?

Or admit it?

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@BCmackreturns69 @claireztweets Went up as a Red.

Came out as a Brown.

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@paddykenny17 @SupremeCbd You selling Green now Paddy?

You naughty Boy 🤫

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@JamesStevens180 She's obviously never slept with me ..

Yet!

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@MCYeeehaaa @boderek @BreedersCup @DelMarRacing Her Chin reminds me of my scrotum.

No offence..

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@real_shirelass Jay Slater was murdered

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@Foxy2Para You look a Cunt in your Beret mate.

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@luuespp Fat Birds do the best Breakfast in the mornings.

Most squirt too cos of their baggy Virginas.

It's win-win

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@Hesketh_CW @CrimeLdn Not sure of his skin colour or age but he shouted Allah Akbar before he punched her.

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@jtattshotmailc1 @NHRConsulting Definitely not yours John.

Your Mrs took on 12 Men in a Gang Bang while you was away on Business.

He looks a bit like everyone who attended 🤔

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@timcas23 @swfc Are they stained Yellow at the front and Brown at the back?

If so, I might be interested.

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@jenniferjlo45 Keep your money.

I want you cos you're funny, kind and clever.

With a tight Ass ...

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@DeanoGorton That's Ricky Gervais