Andres

You're a sky full of stars

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@RoyalMailHelp can I ask why the heck is this parcel still not delivered to the addressed recipient, ever the since the item has reached Syston SPDO on 1 July 2024?

Tracking number is RT185164005SG

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Rasmus Hojlund's performance last night was nothing short of incredible, showcasing that he has attributes to become an elite number 9.

His strength stood out as he expertly held up the ball, dropped deep, and connected with our attackers. His dribbling skills were on full display, completing all three attempts with ease. Notably, his early run in the opening two minutes deserved an assist.

Hojlund pace and strength and all round physical attributes are insane, especially considering he's just 20 years old.

The finishes for all his goals were nothing short of brilliant, including the one that was ruled out. His composure was class.

Despite the limited service he received, Hojlund has made every chance he gets count. He has hit the back of the net 5 times, though only 3 officially counted, but all the goals proved he has that natural ST's instinct.

Rasmus Hojlund is one of the only few brightest sparks at #MUFC right now. He has potential to be special.

Very early days but he showed cased that he has the core attributes needed to be an elite number 9 yesterday.
Just hope he gets more service.

[Ryan Silva 🇵🇹🇬🇧 @RSilvaMUFC]

🚨 RANT ABOUT #MUFC 🚨

I just scrolled through twitter quietly for a bit, processing what is happening and seeing some emotional (and wild) tweets out here.

If we sack ETH, it's over guys. We've given up as a club. Seriously. I'm not being dramatic. We accept our fate as an average club.

We went through:
-Fergies personal recommendation.
-Internationally Known Dutch Coach.
-One of the greatest and most successful coaches itw.
-A Football Director.
-A Club Legend.
-A strict manager upcoming manager.

These players have to take responsibility for their performance. Dalot, Onana and Rashford all had significant individual errors that should have never happened.

The squad played well, pressured Galatasaray for a while, score then instantly relax and concede. With the sending off, the players gave up.

Bruno and Rashy might be great players, but they can't save a football club in their own. Same with some of the others.

I've said it before, you can spend £1000 on the finest fish you can find, but you drop it in a filthy unkempt tank with already dying fish, that new fish will eventually slow down, and die too.

We get a new manager, we get new players, temporarily get new energy. That will slowly be infected by the energy of our club.

Serial losers, a dying club, with roaches from the top (owners) to the bottom (our fanbase, sorry). It's fully dysfunctional.

The only way back, is a full restart. From the top. We tried replacing players, managers, directors, medics, coaches, painting the stadium, engaging with fans, blablabla.

Until those owners get out. Nothing will ever change.

Call for ETH's head, blame him and say "the owners aren't the ones coaching the players in the pitch". But everything, I mean, everything is rotten in this club, including it's fanbase atm...

Rant over. 🎤 ⬇️

@ManUtd #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #ManUtd

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Time for school

[utdreport @utdreport]

Ashley Young on Zlatan Ibrahimovic: "He was a guy who used to love being in the gym to pick on Eric Bailly.

Obviously he does martial arts and Eric used to try and beat him up but there were plenty of times when Ibra would be there and just send him a flying kick.

It was funny, he caught him a couple of times. It was funny to see and funny to watch but not nasty. It was good old fun. Eric took it, he’s a crazy guy himself."

[@talksport]

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@UtdFaithfuls A for me

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

🏟✨ Santiago Bernabéu 🎥

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

he teleported

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@DeadlineDayLive @Luis_F_Rojo Well, as an United fan, I certainly do not want you as well -.-

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@DeadlineDayLive @FabrizioRomano Embarrassing

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@utdreport Hannibal or McTominay over Eriksen

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

the perfect motivator

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@DeadlineDayLive NO

[Andres @LewisAndresWoo]

@DeadlineDayLive 0

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Thanks for all the memories Harry Maguire 💔

https://t.co/nZvaWzwWKH

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Imagine getting on the subway, searching for a seat, and coming face to face with... ANTOINE GRIEZMANN!

Well, this incredible encounter actually took place in New York City. 😳🇺🇸