Lewis Cowell

Husband | Dog Dad | Quoter of Films | Seller of Software

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@FidelCacheFlow DESPERADO

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@thedealdirector You watch your mouth

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@Demmy_Lad Remember it well, there were some attention seeking little pricks wearing Brazil shirts. Trolling was clearly still a thing back in 2002!

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Daniel Kretinsky is to become West Ham's majority shareholder after agreeing to buy a significant portion of the Gold Family's stake in the club 💰

[West Ham Football @westhamfootball]

West Ham United have confirmed that Joint-Chair David Sullivan has stepped down from his position with immediate effect.

Mr Sullivan has also resigned as a director of both WH Holding Limited and West Ham United Football Club, having been made aware of the impending publication of serious historic allegations. It is understood none of the allegations relate to West Ham United or any of its operations.

Through his own legal representatives Mr Sullivan denies any illegal conduct and has taken the decision to step down in order to avoid disruption to the Club while he addresses the matter privately.

Interim Chief Executive Officer Karim Virani, reporting into the current Board of Directors, will continue to be responsible for leading the Club’s day-to-day operations. The Club will provide an update on the future structure of the Board of Directors in due course, but will make no further comment at this time.

[BowTiedCocoon | Enterprise Sales Hiring @BowTiedCocoon]

The head of our sales division once told me something I didn’t expect:

The best discovery doesn’t happen at the beginning of the call - it happens in the final five minutes.

Then he proceeded to share an example of 3 questions (and how to set up the stage before asking them):

Setting the stage

🐲: These days it's harder than ever to bring on new tech. I’m seeing across all my clients that to bring on something new, we have to align with a specific departmental or company OKR. Otherwise, it goes nowhere

Q1 🐲: in your opinion, which priority do we best align with?

Q2 🐲: who's responsible for the success of that priority?

Q3 🐲: what's the best way to get them involved?

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

After 20+ years of watching boxing I genuinely might never watch it again. Sport is so cooked and dead.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Remember: You'll become immediately and irrevocably obese if you miss even a single day.

Lift heavy, kings.

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@karankendre @thedealdirector

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@ryan_c_walsh To be fair I’ve only worked with one ex-leader from CRM and they were objectively horrendous

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@RHouseResearch Unbearable. His brother is alright though, Business of Sport is great but I skip every single ep that has this nasally little gimp in it

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@chrisrea88 @Dallocles Difference is you have heaters and radiators in every house, so keeping the cold out is much easier than keeping the heat out, because no houses in the UK come with A/C. So I wouldn’t be too confident in what you’re saying!

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

Boxing is finished.

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

Boxing stinks. Corrupt to its absolute core, that referee needs to be arrested. Usyk was one round away from losing a near shutout there.

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

The work rate needed to be successful in tech sales is absolutely disgusting. Particularly if you don’t have the best territory in your team.

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

Anyone buying the SpaceX IPO deserves to be wiped out

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

Burnley have played with more energy in this first half than what West Ham did the entire match vs Newcastle

[Lemon @Lemonbriz]

🚨🎙️ Roy Keane on West Ham’s disallowed goal for a foul on Arsenal’s Goalkeeper David Raya

"I tell ya what, that VAR decision is a complete and utter disgrace – an absolute joke!

All season long Arsenal have been crowding the goalkeeper on set-pieces, pushing, shoving, blocking – it’s been their main tactic from day one. We saw it clear as day against us at Old Trafford when Saliba backed straight into Bayindir, stopped him from making a proper save, and they nicked a goal through Calafiori. Nothing given. Not a murmur. But now, in a massive title-deciding match against West Ham, when it doesn’t suit them... suddenly it’s a foul on Raya? Are you kidding me?

What the hell are we even watching in this league anymore? It’s shameless, it’s embarrassing. At this rate just hand the title and the trophy over to Arsenal now, because it’s glaringly obvious what they’re trying to pull. Total, utter disgrace."

[Lewis Cowell @LewisCowell]

@NotA_Bull Horrendous advice.

You should do both.