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♍︎ . 23 . ☮︎︎

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

having a cat is just like having a very heavy stuffed animal that snuggles you and loves and you're best friends but they also attack you sometimes

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[꒰ . rafa͟y͟e͟l ⸝⸝ @k1ssablonde]

adding i think at the end of a sentence in case im horrendously wrong

[tyler🧼 @nukedryl]

I love when kids cartoons have a food thats obviously implied to be alcohol because they cant show straight up alcohol

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes i wanna socialise but I don’t wanna talk, I just want to be around like a cat

[bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666]

the neighbourhood literally wrote sweater weather

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

I would rather eat at a restaurant with low quality photos of their food than at a restaurant that uses AI photos for their food.

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

THC should be legal in all 50 states. Federally. Full stop.

Legalize it. Regulate it. Expunge marijuana convictions. Release people still incarcerated for offenses that are now generating billions in legal sales.

The war on weed failed. End it.

[oli 🧁 İm harmony ᕱ⑅ᕱ GHOSTBANNED @cupidmink]

İ hate when people pretend to be drunk amf thry strt tupinf like dissss

[🍃✨Jessica ✨🍃 @JessicaNigri]

As an elder, I humbly request we stop using "larper" and instead use the correct term "Poser".

Live Action Role Play enthusiasts should not be catching strays like this pleaseeeeeee god damn commmeee onnn

[rova @rovabtw]

i miss when goon meant entry level mafia employee

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"You think Al uses a lot of water? Wait until you hear about agriculture"

...the thing that feeds us??? Y'all are so unserious

[Rin 𖤐 @blackliturgy]

Get those shein goths off my timeline

[zyair @581MALUKAS]

BEING SOLD TO ONE DIRECTION IS NOW AGAINST THE TERMS OF SERVICE ON WATTPAD??? this is the start of the end

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[⟡˚⋆ saige @elvendna]

goth is a political statement. not a genre of music, not a style of clothing choice. and yes, it wouldn’t exist without black & queer people

[sar 🐝 @rosbergrid]

u guys werent alive when saying the word wattpad would get u burnt like a witch and it shows

[Brian Kimmel @IAmTheKimmel]

No one is getting an abortion at 34 weeks old unless it’s medically necessary. At 34 weeks, that fetus has been named and is loved. The law is to protect pregnant women who would literally die if a fetus isn’t removed from their body. That you prefer the woman die is disgusting.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is a habit people need to stop.

[bonnie from fnaf @JusJazzinOut]

Idgaf "dude" is gender neutral. I'm a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes