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#COT Original 🏡 The Lake District, UK📍 Perth, Australia

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

There isn’t a single player on a football pitch who would naturally react like this after losing a UCL final unless he’d already thought about it beforehand for the clips.

It’s just not a normal emotional reaction. He’s so performative and it’s honestly cringe af.

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

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@ItsKieboy

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I will laugh at this cunt every single time he says bosh.

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Simply magnifique. Le bosh 🇫🇷

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@Ankaman616 Dog shit mittens

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@antonypearce03 Have I ever told you how handsome he is?

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Charlie Hunnam is so unbelievably bad at accents in absolutely everything he does.

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My wife, an Australian, saying she couldn’t move to the UK because of all the wasps 🧐

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Air Sesko babbbbbyyy

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They didn’t lose. It wasn’t funny.

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It’s going to be so funny if Liverpool lose today.

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It’s going to be so funny if Liverpool lose today.

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@timfarron What’s your running playlist, Tim?

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@UnitedRo4d @footballtweet But Djemba-Djemba Djemba-Djemba wouldn’t fit on the back of his shirt

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@SenseiCarl_ Runcorn baby!

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@northalcfc Mate I’ve worked outside in the cold, and I’ve worked outside in this.
Cold wins every time.

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You know it’s hot as all fuck when you drive to work at 4:30am and need to have the aircon blasting in the car.

Today’s going to be a good day.

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@FinnlayK @PaulMcCartney @ringostarrmusic Did you piss yourself?

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Man United bought Noussair Mazraoui for £12.8million. Absolutely unbelievable bit of business.

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@texasjillybean Looks alright that does Jill.