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[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Maddest three weeks of my life. Two weeks ago I was diagnosed with a brain tumour. Since - I’ve had the surgery and taught myself to walk and eat properly again. Today I’ve been told that the chances of it returning are very slim and to continue planning my life as normal.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Last person to miss a penalty wins a holiday to the Maldives 👀🏝️

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[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

How can Liverpool afford all these signings?

Ranking of net spend across the 5 completed seasons prior to this summer 2020/21-2024/25 (according to @TMuk_news)

1) Chelsea: -£770m
2) United: -£547m
3) Spurs: -£472m
4) Arsenal: -£468m
5) Newcastle: -£365m
6) West Ham: -£274m
7) Man City: -£270m
8) Liverpool: -£252m
9) Nottingham Forest: -£220m

Liverpool's net spend in this time is over £200m less than Spurs, they've spent less than West Ham...

Across this period, Liverpool won a Premier League title, 1 FA Cup, 2 League Cups and reached a Champions League final.

They won that Premier League title, having made a net PROFIT of £4.4m on transfers across that season.

Even if they do sign Isak, they are likely to make at least £130m from the sales of Diaz, Nunez and Elliot.

Don't be angry, it's not unfair. Liverpool are just smarter than your club.

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Absolutely sickening that is, praying everyone’s alright

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Someone needs to put on the tune where Woodys getting cleaned off Toy Story over this

[Premier League @premierleague]

Premier League trophy update x ASMR 😌✍️

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

What a belter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[paul joyce @_pauljoyce]

Everton’s new ground will be called the Hill Dickinson Stadium after agreeing a naming rights deal with the commercial law firm.

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Hahahaha yes

[PM @____PM1O]

Hahahaha

[newjabes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @nuejaebs]

Embarrassing indeed!

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

😂😂😂😂

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Oh Campione! ✊🏻🔴 🏆

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Villas biggest night in years and they are they playing the Europa League music?🤣🤣🤣

[Transalpino(official) @TransalpinoO]

Great effort by the Casey Boys 🙌

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Spare Ticket for Liverpool vs Lille tonight, Main Stand, L3 👍🏼 #LFCspares

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Amorim’s forgot his kecks😂

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Spare ticket for Liverpool vs Accrington today, L3 👍🏼

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Game on, long johns on! Up the fucking reds!!!!!✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

[paul joyce @_pauljoyce]

Liverpool v Manchester United will go ahead.

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Well that’s my big Christmas cry out the way early doors ❤️❤️

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The six-year-old singing Kopite that captured our hearts ♥️

Here’s how Virgil van Dijk and Mo Salah surprised Isaac at his school and made sure he created unforgettable memories 🥰 #RedTogether

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

Only Mo Salah 🥱

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

19 - Only Mohamed Salah (16 goals, 12 assists) has been involved in more goals in all competitions among Premier League players this season than Bukayo Saka (8 goals, 11 assists). Production.

[LPJ @LewisParryJones]

@BigJetTVLIVE it is then 💨