Lewis Aitchison

Head influencer

[Susan Carroll @susan_chilton]

@PierrePoilievre Or you bump someone else.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

prepare for the longest nautical metaphor you’ll hear today

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

When you’re a returning officer in Blyth at 11 & presiding over a Salem witch trial at midnight

[Dave Rowntree @DaveRowntree]

My timeline today:

[R @lib_urgh_al]

DEBATE HIM

[Oliver Alexander @OAlexanderDK]

Alternate ending to LOTR where Frodo decides to keep the ring.

[António Guterres @antonioguterres]

It’s time to end the vicious circle of bloodshed, hatred & polarization in the Middle East.

Israel must see its legitimate needs for security materialized, and Palestinians must see a clear perspective for the establishment of their own state realized.

[Lewis Aitchison @Lewis_8chison]

Stunning and brave 👏

[John D @MeyaX1]

@richardosman First they came for the EU Nationals
And I did not speak out
Because I was not an EU National
Then they came for the Refugees
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Refugee
Then they came for Gary Lineker
And I did not speak out

[Graham Love @glove931]

This one goes out to all the English reply guys

[Monsieur Blancley @T_Whizzle]

@wizbates @RoryStewartUK I said the same after seeing the Octopus energy mascot interviewed.

[RugbyInsideLine @RugbyInsideLine]

THAT IS THE WORST CALL IN HISTORY!!!

THAT IS NOT A RED!!!

That’s a disgrace…

[Jane Merrick @janemerrick23]

I got all six numbers on the national lottery last night, but I don't feel like it's the right time to win all that money, so I have ripped up my ticket

[Daniel Duke @iamdanduke]

I for one welcome our new leafy overlord.

[Tim Farron @timfarron]

Honestly, when we sent her in undercover, we never thought it would work this well. As we celebrate/mourn today 100 years since the last Liberal PM, Agent Liz is ensuring that the Conservatives now get their opportunity to have a century out of power…