Ms. Shoot 1st

University of Alabama alum. mid-range jumper advocate. #GoGrizz I would say “opinions are my own” but I ain’t even got a twitter

[Ms. Shoot 1st @Lewis_Lanee]

Vacation Barbie life hit different

[X @XaviercMiller]

Life is really stranger than fiction. You couldn’t write this script if you tried.

[Russell Wilson @DangeRussWilson]

Thank You, Football.

Love, #3

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

Bro really willing to risk it all for you

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

When you bribe a police officer not to arrest you and he arrests you for bribery

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[Ball @BallTalkO]

There is literally another LeBron James in the league already

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[Amber. @_aholden]

why would you go to Wingstop when Crumpy’s is down the street?

[Ms. Shoot 1st @Lewis_Lanee]

Zackly.

[AP🇭🇹 @114AP]

Pooh shiesty deserves a third chance

[Ms. Shoot 1st @Lewis_Lanee]

@Realrclark25 ☹️☹️missed the mark here RC.

[Ms. Shoot 1st @Lewis_Lanee]

Omgggg. This is literally the reason why i gave my air fryer away after a week. I couldn’t stand it sitting on the counter 24/7!!! Wasn’t worth the eye sore

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

If you don’t want to see your appliances you can have a moveable backsplash!

[Ms. Shoot 1st @Lewis_Lanee]

Insane

[Taylor Rooks @TaylorRooks]

BREAKING: Angel Reese is headed to the Atlanta Dream.

Sources tell me the Atlanta Dream and the Chicago Sky have agreed to a trade.

[Melvin Purdy @MLVNPRDY]

Willie Herenton would’ve told LeBron to go F Himself.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Meme batting 1.000

[NBA Hoops @Thechat101]

Joe Budden defends LeBron James after Marc Lamont Hill and ish talk about how bron and these other NBA players are push propaganda against Memphis so the team can move to Nashville.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

When yo pirate friend wants to join in 😭

[Colb @___Colb___]

I don’t understand why people keep being obtuse about what he actually said.

Nobody cares about him not liking Memphis. Plenty of NBA players have said they don’t.

He advocated for relocating the entire team as the face of the NBA that is insane.