Lewiscraft

Canada’s complete craft centre and suppliers of macrame bliss since 1913 —-✂️🧶—- for your protection, we’ve been closed since 2006! •PARODY ACCOUNT•

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In contrast, we have increased our hostilities with @MichaelsStores.

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@KmartStoresCAN @SearsStores @TheZellersStore @PJsPetCentres @futureshopcan @BiwayCanada @StoreSaan @Eatons2 @WoodwardsStores @Woolco_Store @DominionGrocers @Zellers_Zeddy @BargainHarold WE ARE READY

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@Zellers_Zeddy @mdmenzelgmail @SearsStores @TheZellersStore @DominionGrocers @Woolco_Store @SaanStores @BiwayCanada @futureshopcan @BeaverLumberLTD @WoodwardsStores Idk how we keep getting forgotten, we were OG crafters!

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@Ie_Chateau @KmartStoresCAN We feel this

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@KmartStoresCAN We value you

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@rae_lila @SearsStores @TheZellersStore @StoreSaan @SaanStores @TrgtCanada @futureshopcan @BeaverLumberLTD @BiwayCanada @Zellers_Zeddy @Eatons2 Choose Lewiscraft!

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What is this? Wrong answers only.

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@Zellers_Zeddy @SearsStores Let us know if you need set design. We have silk flowers and pom-poms galore!

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Hoping you find our efforts succulent! @TheZellersStore #Zellers #crafts #diy #InspirationalQuotes

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Nah, we’re still kicking.

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Rumour has it when the pandemic ends the defunct Canadian retail twitter accounts will disappear forever.

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@burnedprof @SearsStores @TheZellersStore @BiwayCanada Never forget we predicted this in 2006.

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@stephanelbow We’re a day late. So sorry! Understandably, nobody showed up to check our Twitter feed. Hard to find employees these days. Happy birthday!

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We’ve caught a few in gunnysacks if you’re still looking.

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Sears Canada Employee Stats:

Hiding - 10/10
Seeking - 2/10
Communication - 3/10
Perfume - 14/10
Organization - 1/10

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We’ll be sure to whip up a design to safely slip a Froster straw in!

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We’re here for you! Get knitting!

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@SilverCompass @Twitter @SearsStores @TheZellersStore @DominionGrocers @Woolco_Store @SaanStores @BiwayCanada @futureshopcan @BeaverLumberLTD WE’RE STILL HERE

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@TheZellersStore What’d I miss?

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@MatthewDupuis @LewiscraftStore, obviously

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Also we’re not gonna be mad if you loot a @MichaelsStores for protest sign supplies. They were gracious enough to never close in the first place - Just sorry our own shelves are empty. Take care. Social distance. Demand justice.

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We love to see this kind of crafting!