SAAN Store

Parody account for SAAN stores across Canada. Don't take life too seriously.

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@retromotivation Sorry I'm late to the party! Glad to see you still love me 🤗 we appreciates you too!

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@TheZellersStore Congrats! Hope we're next!!

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@KmartStoresCAN Lies! We are also open in every minor market.

Our employees are happy to wake up in the dark, slog thru the snow and ice, avoiding family & friends to wait in our chilly, dimly lit stores to serve the few who venture out today.

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@SearsStores @BiwayCanada @SaanStores FAKE NEWS! The election was stolen! We demand you find 16% more votes for SAAN. IT WAS RIGGED I TELL YA, RIIIIGGGGEEEDDDD

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@banreportcards @SearsStores @SaanStores Life exists outside of Ontario

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[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@SearsStores @SaanStores Goddamn it we had to vote for SAAN, but that's an unfair comparison. We also love XS Cargo

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@BigVDrugStore @CdnDefunctstore @SearsStores @PJsPetCentres @BeaverLumberLTD @RadioShackCAN @TheZellersStore It seems like only yesterday it was Chartreuse Wednesday 🧐 my how time flies

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@SearsStores Disagree!!!

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@BigVDrugStore @SearsStores @KmartStoresCAN We don't deliver, but what the heck - send extras our way. The only way retailers can stay relevant in this current environment is to accept technology and stay up with the times

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@realBrentRigby @NorthBelle4 @patdubois And SAAN?

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@cspotweet @TheZellersStore I think someone is paging you @Zellers_Zeddy

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@PKB_Canada @RachelNotley @SearsStores seems like someone's talking shit about you! I'm suspecting it's Greg the Manager in disguise

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@BigVDrugStore @JDVP04 @KmartStoresCAN @SearsStores Wait what? Password? To what? How do we get in on this???

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@KmartStoresCAN @BigVDrugStore @TheZellersStore Oh man! You're the BEST! Can we order XXL? Because at SAAN we only buy cheap surplus sizes 😬

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@BigVDrugStore @KmartStoresCAN @RadioShackCAN @TheZellersStore Do you accept tweet-transfer?

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@fiji__bitter @DebbieMeade @Feisty_Waters @TheZellersStore @Zellers_Zeddy can you confirm or deny?

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@Tim_Lade @Feisty_Waters @DebbieMeade We also banned her from our store. Sorry Briane but 🤷‍♀️

[SAAN Store @StoreSaan]

@emmetmatheson @TheZellersStore @Zellers_Zeddy I think you're being dragged through the mud here

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@juliamarblefaun @SearsStores Hands off Greg! We call dibs!