Lewis Henson

Copywriter. Sitcom scriptwriter. Stand up. Aspiring juror. #BlackLivesMatter #CPFC

[Geo 🦅 @CPFC_GEO]

DEANO SINGING MY CHANT AHAHAH

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

@IanDunt Unvotably lofty

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

Penny Mordant’s hair looks unvotably insane in my view #BBCDebates

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Wishing Roy #Hodgson a speedy recovery after he fell ill at training today. Poor results and performances doubtless mean he and #CPFC part company. I just hope Hodgson’s influence on football is properly appreciated. Civilised presence in the mad sporting jungle, brought much-needed perspective to a self-absorbed world. Wise, honest, fun, even his cranky moments are slightly endearing. Famously well-read: in PL Reading Stars campaign, Hodgson told kids his favourite authors were JP Donleavy, John Updike and Philip Roth. Not quite Enid Blyton.

A good person as well as a good coach and manager. Remarkable longevity, 48 years in management, Mamma Mia was at No 1 and Harold Wilson at No 10 when Hodgson started in management. 1,269 games, CBE for services to football, trophies abroad, coached Fulham to a European final, took Switzerland to No 3 in world rankings, revered in Sweden, respected at Inter Milan.

Disappointed with Liverpool and England but rescued West Brom, and Palace in 17/18 and last season. Always helps younger managers, has often made sane suggestions on how the game could be improved (workload, calendar etc), never hid from media and passionate about working when most managers retired. If he is to bow out, wishing Roy a long and fulfilling retirement.

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

@HLTCO I think he had every right to bring him on if told he was fit, I'm more annoyed he didn't bring him AND Franca on, and keep Schlupp on. I think in a derby to get us back on board he should have gone for it. Why wouldn't you bring your best player on if told he's fit?

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

@JPTwis Don’t get shirty, it’s all level.

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

Definitely the only person in the country double screening the #UECLfinal and #sewingbee

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

@sjackson92_ 😯

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

Open mic #2

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

@NandosUK @EddieFrame does, disgraceful

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

More leaked footage shows the tense clash between Liz Truss & Kei-thal Bizzle 🌪🔥 #KeirStarmer #liztruss #gone

[Lewis Henson @Lewishensoncopy]

The rise and rise of Union Berlin https://t.co/pikCQuI8pG great article by a great writer @dannyamcgee

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

We don’t have time for the pie thing, Liz. #ConservativePartyconference

[Jme @JmeBBK]

YOU GO TO SEE YOUR THERAPIST.
THEY SIT YOU IN THE CHAIR.
PRESS PLAY ON THIS.
LEAVE THE ROOM.
RT @jesterjacobs

https://t.co/BOmfQET9lN

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

Worse percentage-wise than Thatcher in 1990.

Worse percentage-wise than May in 2018.

Worse percentage-wise than Major in 1995.

Boris Johnson is a dead man walking. He’s got to go.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Familiar faces, all Made in South London.

A must-watch 👀

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[VICE UK @VICEUK]

Today marks 20 years since @mikeskinnerltd provided the definitive soundtrack to British urban culture.

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