Jack Twis

Not a lot.

[Jack Twis @JPTwis]

@OVOEnergy absolute joke. I get a bill of £35 for 2 days worth of energy. When I email you to query it you tell me “you’re on it” and “there’s no need to get in touch again”. The next time I hear from you is 2 weeks later to tell me you’ve called in debt collectors. #OVOEnergy

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@perry_j_ableman @sjmaltman01 Ok 👍🏻

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@perry_j_ableman @sjmaltman01 Goal*

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@carlpassion1 @FulhamTransfer Yeah it was a joke mate. 👍🏻

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@jackellyffc What’s Lazar Markovic up to??

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@paddypower Lifetime ban. This weirdo should never be allowed in a football stadium again. Same goes for the fan.

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@samtwiselton No, he can’t read.

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@Rainmaker1973 @joshrudofsky

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@FulhamishPod Nottwinning Hill.

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Past generations got Agatha Christie. We get this.

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@PoliticsJOE_UK @JOE_co_uk One day, one day some of the kids from the local neighbourhood lost their Nan in a care home. You know why? It was outa neglect.

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@nickbruff @WillyMac513 @joebryan Never say never.

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@Lewishensoncopy Never a pen. Fiorentina are getting stitched up here.

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@nickbruff @HLTCO @SkySportsNews Soccer AM hasn’t ended. It’s just been incorporated.

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@Sanderscj13 Erling Sanders?

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@TerraceEdition @KieranMaguire @ZacWelshman1 @SamWainwrightUK @CorinthianCas @NonLeagueCrowd @nonleaguedayuk @Davidsgoldblatt @david_conn @JohnnyTheNic @uglygame @AgainstLeague3 @maxrushden @tomreedwriting @nickbruff @pebo106

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The bar staff at Scott Benton’s local when he walks in for a pint at 10.50pm on a Saturday.

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If he was saying it whilst presenting MOTD then fair enough. He’s not, he’s saying it on Twitter. If you don’t like it, don’t follow him. Fucking pathetic.

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Gary Lineker to step back from presenting Match of the Day until agreement reached on social media use - BBC statement https://t.co/WMsgqRzWrw

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Joao Palhinha assisting himself by tackling someone is the most Joao Palhinha thing ever. #FFC