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@gem_insider $LAI and $OFN.........worth punts

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What smells like blue paint?

Red paint

#DadJokes

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Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they are shellfish! 🌊🐚😄

#Beach #OysterJokes #PunnyPuns #DadJokes

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Why did the tomato turn red? 🍅❤️

Because it saw the salad dressing! 🥗😄

#FoodJokes #TomatoJokes #SaladDressing #DadJokes

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What did one wall say to the other wall? 🧱

I'll meet you at the corner! 🏢😄 #DadJokes

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@Dadsaysjokes My other half is a pain in the arse

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Why don't scientists trust stairs? 🧪🚶‍♂️

Because they're always up to something! 😄 #ScientificHumor #StairMysteries #DadJokes

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Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left! 🔥😄

#DadJokes #Sports #Jokes

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Why don't scientists trust atoms? ⚛️

Because they make up everything! 😄

#ScienceJokes #AtomicHumor #DadJokes #Jokes

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course?

In case he got a hole in one! 🏌️‍♂️👖😄 #DadJokes #Golf #GolfJokes

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Why did the bike fall over? 🚲

Because it was two-tired! 😄🤣 #DadJokes

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🙈 President Biden's gravity-assisted performance showcased his unparalleled mastery of the art of stumbling. Truly, age is just a number when it comes to acrobatics! 😂🤸‍♂️ #BidenTheAcrobat #TrippingLikeAPro #BidenFall #POTUS #Biden #Biden2024

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up! 🥚😄 #YolkOfTheDay #DadJokes #Jokes

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? 🌽🏆

Because he was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾💪 #ScarecrowGoals #CropChampion #DadJokes #Jokes

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts! 💀😄

#dadjokes #jokes

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🙄 Sussexes: "No more publicity!" Sure, we believe you... 😏🚫 There's more truth in a politician's promise in a fairytail #RoyalRebels #FamousLastWords #Sussexes #HarryandMeghan #TheRoyalFamily #Joke #Harry #MeghanMarkle

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I'm so tired, I'm not just "dog tired," I'm "wolf tired"! In fact, I'm ready to howl at the moon and take a nap in a den. 🐺💤 #WolfTired #NextLevelExhaustion #Jokes

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Tattoos are like beer... they're best enjoyed in moderation, but some people just can't resist the urge to get completely "ink-toxicated" and wake up the next day with permanent regrets. Cheers to impulsive body art and hazy decisions! 🍺🖋️ #TattoosAndTipsyChoices #Tattoo #Beer

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Affairs are like wine... they may seem tempting at first, but in the end, they'll leave you with regrets and a hangover of emotions. 🍷💔 #LoveAndVine #Wine #Jokes

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Love Island contestants become Botox ambassadors: because why focus on genuine connections when you can promote frozen smiles and manufactured attraction? 😘💉 #LoveIslandArtificiality #LoveIsland #Botox #Jokes