Luna

I am an aspiring writer weirdly wired. #writersoftwitter

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

Yes.

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Hay. Seems I'm eloquestrian. 1/2

[Luna @Lewnamewn]

@kahleyhoe Ooooffffff, damn.

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My worst is your ex's absolute best.

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I wonder what my life would have been had my parents been supportive.

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Love comes in many forms, yes...but you only receive it in few.

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Vikings were just pirates on land.

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The single-most difficult thing a person can do is remain open in a world closed-off.

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Did you think it over, or did you overthink it?

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Putting my playlists on "shuffle" is technically Russian Roulette.

You never know what you're going to get, but there is a chance that it will hit you in the feels.

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

Soulja Boy off in it, oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that
Soulja Boy
Then Superman that, oh

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

Me, 'bout to spread some dark humor and laugh alone

[Luna @Lewnamewn]

@kahleyhoe 😂😂

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

Why do I always hear, "How much is that dog, innuendo"?

I need a diagnosis.

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

AGuideToTalkingFast:
https://t.co/aXfZ8ziUxb

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

No one laughs when I spit. 😒😒

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Me: "How 'bout no"

Roommate: "Why not?"

Me: "Because I didn't hear what you said"

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

My humor has three settings:

1. Dirty
2. Dark
3. Dry

So, technicallyyyyyyyyyyyy

I have triple Ds 😏🤌

[Kahleyhoe @kahleyhoe]

Speaking of flirting;

How you doin'? *chews top lip*