Kahleyhoe

"No Context Cleo".

Please find herewith some shit I've said to actual people in my life.

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Let bigots be bigots.

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I love mother's day. Everyone shows off the box they came in.

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Every person I have ever loved eventually learned that losing me meant settling for less.

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Bear: "Why don't you ever ask how the *men* feel with you having chosen me?"

You see, sometimes (just sometimes), the level of testosterone clumps up and clogs the arteries to the man's brain. This leaves him stupid.

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Words of Destruction is a love language.

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Luckily, I don't count wealth in riches.

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To be a good influence, one must be surrounded by bad ones.

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It takes a lifetime to know someone.

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Most people find themselves when lost in another.

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Come at me. You'll have your ass handed to you on a black and blue platter.

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Are you with him because you love him...or because he won't hurt you?

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Yes.

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I wanna be where there's food, please.

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2/2

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Hay. Seems I'm eloquestrian. 1/2

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Vaseline as lube?

Pshgh, Noob.

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I use Vicks.

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You should hear the shit I actually say to people in public.

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@Lewnamewn Hahahahha, yes yes. They said very much the same.

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My worst is your ex's absolute best.

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Even though it was a short time - it meant an amount uncountable.