Lex

[Lex @LexMendez55]

I’m visiting my mom for the next three days in Colorado. I woke up to NINETEEN texts of her plans for while I’m there. She’s the type of extra I aspire to be

[Lex @LexMendez55]

One of the astros players came into the restaurant I work at a few weeks ago and now the owner of the Rockets is coming tomorrow. Wtf is going on

[Lex @LexMendez55]

Texas is really about to have me join the satanic temple so I can do whatever the fuck I want with my own body

[Lex @LexMendez55]

Texas grocery stores not carrying liquor is so annoying

[Lex @LexMendez55]

@noelle______ Please tell me this includes past employees 🥺

[Lex @LexMendez55]

Me after one sip of alcohol: yes let’s get a tattoo and a piercing

[Lex @LexMendez55]

How do you stock beverages in the fridge?

[Lex @LexMendez55]

@noelle______ PLEASE

[Lex @LexMendez55]

...do people not feel dumb still having “trump 2020” stickered to everything they own?

[Lex @LexMendez55]

So you’re telling me some boys spend thousands just for their car to sound like a lawnmower? Insane

[Lex @LexMendez55]

@KYLIECHAVEZ15 And yet calls legit every other person mommy

[Lex @LexMendez55]

A girl was playing I Fall Apart by posty on full blast in the dunkin drive thru this morning. I’ve never wanted to buy someone’s coffee so badly

[Demi Lovato @ddlovato]

I’m not losing hope. My faith is strong. Just very disappointed at how close this is. Like.... really y’all? 🤯🥺😔

[Lex @LexMendez55]

I relate to this all too well. To all with my mom on social media- I’m sorry https://t.co/Ke1M6pOeBt

[Lex @LexMendez55]

@KYLIECHAVEZ15 Ohhh a steal for the price! Thank you!!!

[Lex @LexMendez55]

Determined to start making my own iced coffee so I stop spending so much money. Does anyone have iced coffee maker suggestions that don’t break the bank?

[Lex @LexMendez55]

I wonder what it’s like to walk in a parking lot alone and not feel slightly anxious with my pepper spray in my hand. It blows my mind that most guys don’t have to experience that

[Lex @LexMendez55]

@addisonnnh LITERALLY ME. Kievus gets so mad because I’ll be in the car later and ask if it’s off