LexNsanity

Sooner born and Sooner bred!!! Voted myself most likely to be first Twitter rehab participant!!

[Blake @FrostedBlakes34]

Uncle Phil because of this scene

[StatManStudios @StatManStudios]

@subaru_usa 19 years old and still going. At times he's thinks he's a puppy, other times it kicks in and he takes the day off to relax. #MakeADogsDay Blessed to have him as my best buddy friend.

[Mark Miller Subaru @mmsubaru]

German photographer Christian Vieler has been snapping the odd expressions on the faces of dogs when they try to grab snacks in mid-air since 2013. Enjoy.😂
@subaru_usa #MakeADogsDay #SubaruLovesPets
(Photographer: Vieler Photography)

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

I thought the rule was "No live ammo on set". So tragic. My heart goes out to the Hutchins Family.

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

#WhyMenShouldntTryNewThings Because slot of women prefer murder over divorce!!

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@Winter Get vaxxed or you're going to Oates Military School in Alaska

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@haileybranson @latimes Oh, first time in a newspaper article. Fixing to say that you use that phrase, and various incantations, all the time in elevators. As you turn your head left and right trying to act like ur not the one that dealt it

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@x_warinmymind Looks like she about to paddle herself with a bat

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@aaronup @asanders1972 Accidentally swallow your SD card and now your cleaning out your "storage?"

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@DaneCook As long as the laptop the "DJ" abandoned stays connected to zoom so the 3 piece orchestra can play us into the afterlife

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@DoctorWolfula I'm watching it on peacock app now

[𝓓𝖗. 𝓦𝖔𝖑𝖋𝖚𝖑𝘼 🌖 @DoctorWolfula]

Just got out of Halloween Kills and I had a really good time! It had me at the edge of my seat and deals with some really powerful themes. It’s also really bleak but the middle chapter in a trilogy should be dark. Now I’m waiting for Halloween Ends with inhuman patience. 🎃

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@DestryBrod Nah man I'm just hungry

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@ladyluckydeluxe @alysiawood Have her reenact it first

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

@SteveHofstetter I could if I tied you up

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

What book would that be? Mein Kampf?

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

Oh I finally saw the hashtag. I thought u were referring to those that camp for weeks outside stores for black friday

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to all the folks who were there first. #IndigenousPeoplesDay

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

Now that's over you're mission to finally touch a boob can begin

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

#ImABadExampleOf healthy eating habits, living, sports, fashion, sanity, uniqueness, happy, employed,..... I'm sure you get the point!

[LexNsanity @LexNsanity]

What I wanna know is why the capitol had to be "Invaded", shouldn't we be allowed to enter all government buildings?

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

This is a point I hadn’t yet considered.