Matt Walton

Actor, Writer, Producer, Director, Spokesguy, Pres: Ava Greyson Pictures, Partner: @Take2Collective

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

The #Trump age is like the movie #Showgirls. After each scene you’re certain it can’t possibly get worse. Yet it somehow outdoes itself getting worse & worse scene after scene until it ends the same way it began, closing an infinite loop of horrible story eating its own tail.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

What is with you @Uber_Support? ALWAYS with the bait and switch now. You know that’s a crime right? @FBI “select driver that’s 6 minutes away.” Selected…6 minutes later “your driver will be here in 27 minutes.” #BaitAndSwitch. Scumbags.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

@RonFilipkowski Trump is just confessing he knows how much his own death will be rejoiced the world over and how his own grave will never not be drowned in urine.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

@NICKIMINAJ If only you knew what it means.

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@RealJamesWoods Don’t threaten us with a good time.

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@megynkelly Cool. Bet you’ll never guess what the world wants when we look at you…

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

@elonmusk Turn yourself in then, little fella.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

#littlemisssunshine

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@ChrisCuomo Hoping someone is compiling a very long montage of people driving away from masked men with guns surrounding their vehicles and watching them all sidestep out of the way of their SUV going from 0 to 17 mph.

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@DineshDSouza Probably not though, Squirt.

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@megynkelly People you love will read this and ask each other how they can ever help you.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

I’m assuming the #Jan6thInsurrection-ist cartel will be marching in DC to honor #ReneeNicoleGoode like they just did for #AshliBabbitt, right? I mean they were both innocent victims of getting shot & killed by law enforcement for peacefully protesting. Right? RIGHT???!!!!!

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

Companies that manufacture products w/ planned obsolescence like @SamsungUS r really fucking stupid. Like why would u ever think a customer would re-purchase ur pieces of shit products again? All ur doing is guaranteeing ur competition gets more business & u get bad reviews.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

Hey @SamsungUS, why are your overpriced crappy refrigerators designed to break at the 5 year mark? You know it’s happening. there are millions of complaints about this. Yet you do nothing? Shame on you scammers. @BBBTriCounties is getting yet another complaint.

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@oelma__ When we all got the internet.

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@FBeltzer @catturd2 @ChrisForPA Right. But they all said “unlawful.” So kind of a waste of a tweet, squirt.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

@catturd2 @ChrisForPA The Dems were stating facts. Disobeying illegal acts is illegal. Surely not even you are this stupid.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

@ksorbs So your boy has time to scrub the 1500 times his name appears in them, of course.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

Hey @united, why are you guys such a fraudulent company?

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@GregAbbott_TX Fuck you shit bag.

[Matt Walton @themattwalton]

Please stop w/ the CONSTANT bait & switch @Uber. If your car is 15 minutes away & not 3 minutes away, just say it’s 15 minutes away instead of conning your customers out of their money &
saying it’s 3 minutes away. I honestly don’t know how you keep getting away w/ this.