Alexandra

I edit. I shoot video. I make things, sometimes. I drink. I dance. I eat. I get angry, all the time.

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Sometimes you just have to vomit on a timeline and see what happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Can I get a hot Sprite? No, a HOT SPRITE.

[Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]

Seymour Skinner's Bizarre Luncheon

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

@gaer_said 🧐

[Dementia Von Grimm @Dementia_Grimm]

DIY has always been at the heart of Goth. 💀

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

@Jampolinski Happy birfday!

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

This did not age well. #ilovemybaby

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Everyone’s trying to convince me that having kids is a great thing. Hours later I get on a train with a shrieking toddler and my ovaries instantly shrivel up.

[Bryan Dechart @BryanDechart]

“We have the technology!”

[Clean Hands Film @CleanHandsFilm]

I'm very excited to announce that my distributor @java_films has released Clean Hands in SPAIN on @filmIn.

Estoy muy feliz de anunciar que mi distribuidor Java Films ha lanzado Manos Limpias en ESPAÑA en FilmIn.

https://t.co/GHMFTbaWOr

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Investing in shocks and stares...

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Does being a parent just mean being perpetually tired?

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

I will never question my mom again after witnessing her calm a gassy, wailing newborn.

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

My new favorite past time is poking my daughter whenever she kicks me and watching my belly ripple as she tries to get away.

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

I wish there was an instagram account that shames rude people on the subway

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Today I hit an all new low by ordering Taco Bell on seamless.

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

My husband is complaining about all the weird tweets I send him, but this one is just amazing!

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Sometimes if you just stop for a second, and listen reallllll closely... it’s almost like you can hear the flavor. #Flavortown

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

I listened to 10 minutes & 46 seconds of a 2hr loop of the Chamberlain (from Dark Crystal) saying “HMMMMMMM!” at work today 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Which Ryo are you today? I’m definitely the first picture.

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

It’s time to SLEEP

[Alexandra @Lexarella]

Michael and I were talking about how much we love this precious baby on the way home last night.

Never thought I’d be a cat person, but here we are 🤷🏻‍♀️ https://t.co/uwOm4jgL0W