Alexis ♡

Indifference is my specialty. I am a pretty unicorn 🦄

[Greg O. @friendtecv]

Have you guys already claimed FRIEND yet?

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

@TreesOfFury @SPCYBOIS @TFLN All hail the king in the north 🤴🏻

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When a dog sees their owner, their brains emit a burst of the same chemicals we experience when we're in love.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human seems distracted. so i put my paw on their knee. and now they know. that whatever it is. we’re in it together

[chu @chuuzus]

Snoop Dogg thanking himself for being a bad motherfucker is a whole mood.

[Tucker Black @cornbredblack]

What if instead of “icing the kicker” with a timeout in football, they brought out a Smirnoff Ice and made the kicker take it before the kick? Would make football 10x better

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Really glad the NFL made the unprecedented move of setting an "All Star Crew" to officiate this game.

Won't be any controversy surrounding this tomorrow, I'm sure.

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

The refs are gonna run out of fabric if they keep throwing flags like this

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

@jimmyjohns only took three tries to get my sandwich without mayo 🙃

[Araya Penfield @Araya_Sunshine7]

I have a problem of giving out second chances to the same people over and over again.

[care-uh @CuruhClue]

@Lexi0952 https://t.co/GM6yAYdtjg

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

@ericjsteffee ....and that completes today's round of cuss words in all caps 😅

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

@CuruhClue ugh 😩 right?

[Alexis ♡ @Lexi0952]

The angel from my nightmares ❤️