Michelle Rojo

University of Southern California ❤️💛

[Michelle Rojo @LexiParsimon]

@artiesvesuvio I would never sign up to get waxed by this woman lolllll

[𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒂ᥫ᭡ @juss_cassie24]

Just found out it’s not normal to not remember much about your childhood, mind you, I thought we all didn’t?😭

[☆ @2mrnmrnmrn___]

I've tasted romance, I've tasted academic validation I highly recommend academic validation.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

“But that’s neither here nor there” is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Okay fine… if Chiefs win the Super Bowl I’m giving one person $10,000 who likes and retweets this Tweet.

Must be following me and @betr so we can DM you if you win. GO.

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

Wait, so experts have been raising the alarm about monkeypox for years due to outbreaks in central and west Africa and their warnings went unheeded, but now Europeans and USians are being infected so finally resources are being mobilized and funding redirected?

Got it!

[Laurie Garrett @Laurie_Garrett]

Once again (sigh) - #monkeypox is misnamed. It's a rodent virus, not a simian or ape pathogen. While primates, including humans, can get monkeypox, the carriers in the wild are rodents.
So this is clever, but misleading. And wrong.

[Weird Animals @Weird_AnimaIs]

The Malayan jungle nymph is the heaviest stick insect in the world, weighing around 65 grams.

(Photo Bernard Dupont)

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

Questions for the people who are scared of becoming a minority: Why is that? Are minorities treated differently?

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

Here’s to over educated women!

May we know them.
May we be them.
May we raise them.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Just finding out I apparently have a job and it starts back up tomorrow. This is fucked up if I’m honest

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Hey, having a hard time with Celsius? Ignore the second number and it’s basically just how hot it is on a scale of 0 to 5.

[Kent Porter @kentphotos]

Mel Smothers of South Lake Tahoe plays the violin to pass the time during the #caldorefire evacuation, Monday afternoon. @NorthBayNews

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

why the fuck would a duck ask for grapes at a lemonade stand

[randy @randyfactory]

muhammad ali: float like a butterfly

jellyfish: done

muhammad ali: sting like a bee

jellyfish: i am nailing this

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Girls don't want flowers and chocolates for Valentine's Day, girls want to exit the Underworld without anyone turning around thus sending them back

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I wonder when the bermuda triangle stopped working. Not a lot of drama there anymore

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Such a weird game when you think about it