Lexi the Law Dog

@CowTownNFG is my person; I like long walks, sleeping, and the occasional mindless destructive act

[Lexi the Law Dog @LexiTheLawDog]

we had a visitor today #TCB

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back in the office … everybody has been slacking off and marketing came by and said something about needing to post to X whatever the hell that is….

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so that's why Dad hasn't been around much . . .

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don’t put up with that Molly, you are presumed innocent and they can’t prove anything ….

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Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, contemplates a new day of terrible deeds--so much bad stuff, so little time.

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@stephaniepatten sometimes you gotta bite a motherfucker.....

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I guess Dad decided it was”bring your homegirl to work day”....

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@FINDPI At least your family didn’t leave you at home while they went skiing ....

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I still don’t understand why I don’t get to go skiing .....maybe I’ll go pee on Dad’s pillow while I think about it

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Why did Dad and the rest of the family leave me here while they went skiing?

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Dad's trying the "marketing" thing again . . .

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just tell them “accomplice witness rule bitch ... you can’t prove shit”

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@LexiTheLawDog @CowTownNFG
When your Ride or Die’s a snitch.

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@stephaniepatten @CowTownNFG ain’t got no heart ....

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watching @PTFSaints_FH ... #fieldhockey needs canine participation

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dad and @FINDPI are at it again: https://t.co/1BkA0D9NZc

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@reformwalk: Dad's friend @817737leon is the real deal-walked 200 miles in the August Texas heat to try talk to @GovAbbott about criminal justice reform - how he's been waiting for the Governor to respond-even a phone call- for longer than it took him to walk to Austin

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@dog_rates

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@reaganwynnlaw about time someone recognized my contributions around here . . .

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I guess Dad decided to do some "marketing" . . .

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@stephaniepatten @CowTownNFG lyin’ (I pawed it correctly but autocorrect is biased against canine dialect)

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@stephaniepatten @CowTownNFG you gonna believe your lyon’ eyes or me?