Stephanie K. Patten

Criminal-defense lawyer. Mom. Vegetarian. Louboutin addict. @stephaniekpatten.bsky.social [email protected]

[Mike Linn @TheCancerSutra]

An understated superpower that you have as a cancer patient is facing challenges in the 'real world' and going "pfffft..."

It's especially apparent for me in remission (duh). There are times I'm facing a challenge at work, or in sports, or whatever, and wonder, "Am I going to be able to do this?", and I immediately get the feeling that I can.

That's because I Got That Dawg In Me, as the children say. I'm not sure they say that. But I just typed it, and I'm too tired to edit.

Anyway, if you're able to face cancer, you have that... dog... You're tough. You're really fucking tough.

My internal acknowledgment of that is pride showing through. You don't always get to feel proud as a cancer patient. But if you're in treatment or in remission, you've faced some tough shit and had to work hard to do it.

Remember that every once in a while, you can invoke your toughness to help with the other parts of your life.

#thankscancer #melanoma #mentalhealth

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@ProjectLincoln Ted Cruz

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@KamalaHQ Fox. Henhouse.

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@ASFleischman How else are you going to get people to plead guilty?

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@ASFleischman Hurt feelings?

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@atrupar Is that what we’re calling it now?

[Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman]

"Right in the text of the eighth amendment, we will make clear that no one can be charged excessive bail."

"So everyone gets bail?"

"No, sometimes judges will say, no bail."

"But if there is bail, it will always be affordable?"

"No, not that either."

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

@TonyHinchcliffe No, you’re not, Tony.

[Scott Braddock @scottbraddock]

Asked in good faith: How many times has @GregAbbott_TX overstepped his executive authority since the beginning of the covid pandemic only to have the Texas Legislature never push back at all? But he goes ballistic if the Legislature might have pushed the limits once #txlege

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

If Democrats lose this election, they’re going to really need to get better at appealing to audiences interested in athletes’ big old donkey dicks

[Chuck Lindell @chucklindell]

BREAKING: The Texas Supreme Court is issuing an order staying the execution of Roberson.

[Jaime Harrison @harrisonjaime]

Haha… I will always ride with @DaveBautista!!!

Folks this is hilarious! Watch this!

https://t.co/0VmmVUkP4O

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

We have until Oct. 17 to stop Texas from making the irreversible mistake of executing #RobertRoberson, an innocent person. Join me and @innocence in fighting for Robert by adding your name to his petition: https://t.co/820gNnoqqF

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Blank Space (Donald’s Version) 🎶🗳️🤍 #NewVideo #TaylorSwift #BlankSpace #DonaldsVersion #Parody

[Innocence Project @innocence]

Tonight, Missouri executed an innocent man.

Our hearts are with Marcellus and his loved ones.

https://t.co/ebCcFv0vWg

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innocence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/sotFhAly2s

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

Call Gov. Parson to Stop the Sept. 24 Execution of Marcellus Williams https://t.co/FWyN4h6Ha0

[Innocence Project @innocence]

We wish we had better news. But as of now, #MarcellusWilliams is still scheduled to be executed by Missouri tonight at 6 p.m. central for a crime he is totally innocent of. ⁠

Don’t stop sharing his story. It’s not too late to save an innocent life.⁠ https://t.co/eofSDX66tC

[Stephanie K. Patten @stephaniepatten]

.@markrobinsonNC Who talks politics on a porn website? Weirdo.