Łexi

I stay fresh like bagged SALAD

[matt rothenberg @mattrothenberg]

this meeting could have been an MCP invoked search of our company’s internal knowledge base that aggregates data from virtually every service we use behind a unified retrieval layer and provides a streamlined interface for extracting critical business insights

[Archie McKenzie @archiemckenzie_]

“we sandboxed the agent”

meanwhile the agent:

[Nikola Mrkšić @nikola_mrksic]

The assumption in AI right now is that the frontier LLMs will eat everything. I don't think that's true, and we just published the evidence.

Dialog-RSN-1 is a dialog model built by our research team, trained on millions of real enterprise conversations. On our benchmark for real customer calls, it tops every real-time-capable model we tested, OpenAI's and Google's included, on audio understanding and safety, while responding in under 300 milliseconds.

[Igor Marinelli @igmarinelli]

I bet our HQ is the only one with a snacks conveyor belt...

[Christin @hexprax]

I kind of hate that when a bird is really beautiful it’s because it’s a boy

[Łexi @LexiWallace3]

@tilianpearson @BilmuriTweets OH?!

[#1 computer user @inherentvibes]

doing an “irish hello” (entering your house without permission)

[willa @poIarseltzer]

by the age of 25 you should have seen every classic movie or else you’re stupid and uncultured and annoying and all your friends talk about you behind your back and you’ll never find true love

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Hi. It's your friends here at Hello Fresh. We're desperate. 200 meals for $2. We will put it away in your fridge. We will become your staff and run your household. We will do anything for your business. Anything. Just ask. We lose $20bn an hour but we are an essential service

[Nieltown @nieltown]

Wearing glasses is a personality. It means you are more deserving of kindness and, in general, better than others

[meghan @deloisivete]

Shaking the air fryer basket halfway through cooking

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen...
okaycanyouseeit?

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

i hate those clocks where the second hand just smoothly zooms around. you should be pausing solemnly before every passing tick. this should matter to you

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

me at the job i begged god for

[Matt Goldich @MattGoldich]

Me when I finally poop on vacation

[veet @vveetto]

u ever meet someone and u can tell they were heavily involved on campus

[nina. @ninadelaflores]

Normalize taking men on Escape Room dates. Let him showcase his leadership and critical thinking skills up front.

[pat regan @poregan]

Should i start commenting “imagine posting this” on everyones posts

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- how many drunk cigarettes you smoked
- if you offered others drunk cigarettes
- if you drank just to smoke cigarettes

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i like how the moon just does stuff like wow you’re gonna be orange one night? that’s amazing yay and oh you’re gonna be closer to earth than normal? that’s wonderful thank you