Lexie Simmons

I'm VERY laid back.. I only care about 2 things: every single person on earth and the crushing weight of their opinion of me

[Lexie Simmons @LexieLSimmons]

@addictionmargot Every

[B1 @b1gotfans]

At my grandma’s house and just accidentally let out a “yall stop running in and out” omg it’s over 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[darja @ivylyricsbot]

when she goes from our song to the way i loved you to enchanted to state of grace to new romantics to dancing with our hands tied to cornelia street to august to ivy to maroon

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

[CASINO CAVIAR @Yamscasino]

A breakfast sandwich at Dunkin’ Donuts taste like someone 3D printed all the ingredients

[donald boat @laserboat999]

That was hillarious bro, I can’t wait to tell my strange 58 year old coworker about it

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[helena riley @freshhel]

Nachos are so lovely you get to dig around…make choices..learn about yourself and others

[Becca Gleason @bccbecca]

We live in a society

[🪑 ً @taliaalghulz]

remembering the camera man at cannes today https://t.co/AJR1T6DeqN

[Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy]

I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)

[Tommy McNamara @TommyMcNam]

Spending my one precious life eating a salad at the airport Chili’s at 10 AM

[sally darr @sallydarr]

nick jonas: I have diabetes

teen girls everywhere: he’s dying within the hour

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

please do not approach me unless i have an exclamation point above my head indicating i have a quest for you

[aleks chan @aleksnotalex]

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

[makayla @makaylathinks]

whenever i see a group of men hanging out in like Awww you texted each other to make a plan

[sally darr @sallydarr]

photo: me on my wedding day with a man you've never seen before
the caption: hard launch