𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑜𝓊

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[KING TORCH @_bbytorch]

trying to connect with men just feels like a humiliation ritual. it’s always u versus their ego

[𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑜𝓊 @Lexorcist777]

he said “I don’t care about you Lexy” so I said I hope his ex hookups die but I also told him that every girlfriend before or after me, *is and always will be* a downgrade. now we both can have the awful things we said live in our heads forever ❤️

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆��𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

I regret to inform you that true intimacy is built over time and through the repair of conflict

[𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑜𝓊 @Lexorcist777]

I’ll probably think of you forever and never know why

[𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑜𝓊 @Lexorcist777]

LMAOOO

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[bonnie @fwrosting]

(flirting) can you fuck off i hate you

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

I think I get it now... Earth is the highest dimension of hell and the lowest dimension of heaven, acting as some sort of inter- dimensional way-station, where entities from all dimensions congregate to observe and manipulate humans as they either level up or down in dimensions.

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

When i turn around and the cologne match the face

[𐙚⋆ @voidwithverses]

“𝘐𝘧 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥.”

— 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘈𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘒��

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

How I feel when I put my playlist on shuffle and the exact song I was thinking of starts playing

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Dave Chappelle said "i got paid 25K when i was 17 and was scared to walk around with it in a backpack cause i never had something somebody wanted. i know they would kill me if they knew i had this money. now imagine having a pussy." Give this man a medal.

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

i’m like if a corpse was high-functioning

[jamexx ✩ @hrstnvrgrwngp]

9 year old me when avril lavigne said
"hell yeah i'm the motherfucking princess"

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

my version of touching grass is watching the ocean sparkle