Lexy 🖤

good god I’m still here?

[Maximum Derek @CapSteveRogers]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

doja cat has become my biggest inspiration. she puts so much effort into everything she does. and she’s hot.

[lex croucher ✨ @lexcroucher]

I knew about the 00s resurgence in theory but nothing could have prepared me for seeing it in person

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all sitting here telling me i’m “milking the song” like im not the same nigga who remixed a song for 10 months. i do not care bro.

[R beks @RebekahMc15]

Okay so outside is cancelled 🤪

[jag @jaggermaclean]

how do y’all’s dollar beers look now?

[Lexy 🖤 @LexySusan13]

The announcement of Prince Philip’s death means finally the wax figure they’ve been wheeling around can be returned to Madam Tussauds

[luvr grl @itslesliegloria]

“soooo many businesses would go under if the minimum wage is raised”

so you agree? that companies rely on the exploitation of their employees to sustain themselves?

[Lexy 🖤 @LexySusan13]

The only “good” thing to come out of 2020 is that I’ve become more comfortable crying in public

[jewel @thejewelpb]

The invisibility cloak stays ON during sex

[Lexy 🖤 @LexySusan13]

Oh NEVERMIND, apparently I waited for a delivery person to get to my address only for my order to “not be able to be delivered” AFTER OVER 2 HOURS OF WAITING

[Lexy 🖤 @LexySusan13]

How many people does it take to deliver one shameful @UberEats order... 4 apparently ! Because that’s how many men on bikes accepted and then never picked up our food

[The GRiZ Father @MikeBrolumbus13]

The WHOLE PLANET is on fire and somehow “global warming is a myth” we’re seriously going to end up wiping humans off the face of the earth in the next 20 years

[sarah @heavenbrat]

first born daughters hold up the entire family but get the most shit make it make sense

[elys @___elysia]

I read a post on Instagram a few days ago from one of the girls who owns a salon where I get my brows done which explained how the lockdown easement is one entirely based around the wants and needs of men, and I haven’t stopped thinking about it (1)