Ley de Murphy

En proceso de construcción
She/Her

[༄ syl @sylvialarcn]

alguien sabe si para ver el eclipse me tengo que ver las pelis de crepúsculo antes??

[Miilato @miiilato]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”
the twenties:

[vee ⋆‧°𓏲ּ𝄢 @angeluvxxxx]

it makes me laugh when ppl ask if i get turned on writing smut like no bro i’m sat with my head in my hands desperately trying to think of another word for thrusts

[bia & that @channieverses]

today is finally the day

[pixi ☘︎ ݁˖ @SEUNGlNNIE]

excited for the tradition of stays at the music bank pre recording showing us drawings of what the members are wearing tomorrow

[Nasty Poet @nxstypxet]

— ¿Y no has pensado en tener hijos?
— No, pero sí he pensado en suicidarme.
(Vamos a tener una conversación incómoda pero no la que tú querías.)

[Maffy Litumbe 🇨🇲 @MaffyL]

Rewatched the whole thing like a month ago and it slapped nearly as hard. NOTHING will beat that first ever watch though 😭😭

[chase @_chase_____]

it sucks that the only way to become someone’s best friend in adulthood is by defeating their childhood best friend in a trial by combat

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

First person to say "f*** you and the horse you rode in on" had to be heated cause why'd the horse catch a stray?

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Type of shit you can do when you don't have to fund and defend Israel in their 7 wars of choice

[Dr. Ham O'Roids @arieskidz]

dear skzchartdata friends mind telling us which admin you sent in a dark alley inside a random truck to film this...... cause i refuse to believe this is all digitally made. who the hell have you hired for this. how is it even possible

[Ele 🌻 @elenadesaa1999]

Hotmail por nacimiento, Gmail por presión social.

[🅱️🇵🇸 @BONDUSTRIES]

this how i know makima is not a real demon cuz if i were the control devil i woulda made aki turn in the reports to me like this every day

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

I’m not ashamed to admit that while I’m grateful for having a job, I genuinely do not enjoy working.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DON'T WANT TO WORK IN A COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT. I'M NOT AMBITIOUS. I JUST WANT TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE AND LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE.

[aresis🤍💙#VOLVIMOS @ketaresis2]

habia leido "Autopsia"