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1% evil, 99% hot gas

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That’s all, not even a footnote

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@stance can we get some grippy socks? I do be slipping

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@nuuly Penny is requesting to keep her new favorite bed, I told her I would ask on her behalf. Is that possible? It also matches her recovery suit she has to wear until her booboo heals. 😻

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HAVE FUN!!! @danaalbertson

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As if football isn’t painful enough to watch, they put swift on the screen

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Txting my cats to let them know in en route home “pspspsp”

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You’ve never seen ugly ppl until you’ve seen a mug on a mountain

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When @danaalbertson really needs to get my attention

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#NewProfilePic

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Mechanical bull

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@KaceyMusgraves can we get this pink champagne cake recipe? 🎂

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Ever dropped your electric toothbrush out of your hand mid brush? That is a wild time

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At the rodeo 🤠

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Bieber fever heavy

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IF IT WASN’T FOR TRUCKS WE WOULDN’T HAVE TAILGATES

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The baggage claim is a very humbling place

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wake up and choose violins 🎻🎻

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

feelin a lil chilly

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Have you ever been in an Uber where they don’t get a phone call? Bc no

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@SwordAndScale Sounds about right 😹

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@SwordAndScale how many of your stories come out of FL?