Lauren Festa

I am a girl, not a festival. Books, Jokes and Ice Cream. All opinions are my own.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Obama: "You know why gas was so cheap? Because there was a global lockdown during covid and nobody was driving, and he's talking about it like it was the good old days!"

[Peter Schorsch @PeterSchorschFL]

Democrats tonight:

[sophie @netcapgirl]

yours 30s are crazy because some friends are getting married, some are starting companies and others are building dashboards to give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[Devin Jackson @DPurdyJackson]

So... It wasn't Joe Biden, The Supply Chain, or Shoplifting... It was corporate greed... Are you surprised?

[🅲🅹 (#FIRESTEARNS) @notpetealonso]

The 2024 Mets whenever they’re on the brink of elimination

[The Last Mets Fan @lastmetsfan]

I call upon you again my Lord & Savior. Please save us from elimination 🕯️

[Ben Yoel @Ben_Yoel]

Mets are back home tonight for Game 3.

You know what that means.

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Times Square this morning 🟣

[NDIAYE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU @selfcontrI]

she can fly to mars but elon musk could never write this

[Tim Healey @timbhealey]

Jose Iglesias said he put Pitbull in touch with Mets people in case he wants to make a postseason appearance/throw out a first pitch.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

the northern lights are breathtaking

[not lena @bluegreytan]

no matter how bad your year is just remember that athena grant nash is having a worse one

[Slamcisco @garbage_mets]

Please sir.

[𝑪𝑱 🫧 @iamcjayy_]

As a friend, I'm never tired of your life. I hate when my friends say, "I don't want to keep bothering you with the same issue." If it weighs on your chest every day, SPILL. Call me, text me, anytime, any day. I'm here.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

“AI is coming for your jobs” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football lineups on and off for 8 hours

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

John Mulaney got paid $2M to show up to Dreamforce and say this:

[chase @_chase_____]

two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg we should totally start a pamphlet”