Liam Johnston

If you're here for decent tweets, you should probably go to my likes. Instagram: @liamjohnston94

[Daniel Valente 🏎️ @F1GuyDan]

The worst mistake we made this year was calling these Macarena wings

[Billie @Billie_T]

A line reading and now meme so iconic an actual cinema chain is posting pirated footage of it

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

for a dollar name a different UK city

[Sláinte @J9MENEZ]

You think any spaniard right now is saying they'd rather Levante win a throw in over winning the world cup

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[Liam Johnston @LiAm123]

What an awful video. You can’t start the highlight for Jude’s goal there, for example. And the Mbappe one. And just a poor selection of goals; Kane against Congo clears half of these.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Time to crown the Hyundai Goal of the Tournament! 🏆⚽

Watch the finalists and vote now at https://t.co/Jqn3mVMYfP
#FIFAWorldCup #Hyundai #HGOTT @Hyundai_Global

[NewT/Challa @NewTSage]

Ant-Man: You guys! I fought some weird time-traveler guy in the Micro-

Thor: Bug-Man, shut the hell up! We are on Script 2 now!

[byz ☽☾ @unbvrnttt]

Shes so cunty even that robot was gagged

[Liam Johnston @LiAm123]

The most abhorrent team in World Cup history

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

FIFA miss their internal target of 20 minutes for half-time during the World Cup final by more than seven minutes.

Whistle to whistle: 27 minutes and 23 seconds.

Wayne Rooney speaks for the world: "I like a lot of them artists but I thought it was crap”

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

ITV commentators have angered BTS fans

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Wayne Rooney speaks for everyone.

[𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚎 🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @DreamsAreToys]

“FIFA will scrap mandatory hydration breaks when they’re no longer pandering to US advertising interests”

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Ivan Toney running with the full force of a man who has been on holiday for about 3 years

[Liam Johnston @LiAm123]

Can I shock you? I actually really really care about the third place play off

[Liam Johnston @LiAm123]

World Cup’s been so long I forgot this guy existed

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our first MLS game ever. Nashville against Atlanta. We had regular seats, but then the owner of the club invited us up to his suite to watch the game there. It‘s so insane how nice everyone has been to us in this country.🇺🇸

[cole @c_0L_e]

Tell ye what, Messi is insane. Cos how he ever had me supporting those bastards in 2022 I’ll never know

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Every single ODYSSEY tweet only makes me think of this, the one good b'sky post I've seen migrated to this platform

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Let's be clear: that was tactical cowardice. It takes guts to defend deep but more to back yourself to keep going. That Konsa-Gordon sub will live in my head until the Euros. Don't tell us that it will be different if you're going to make exactly the same mistakes.

[Apollo🇯🇲 @apollosh0tudead]

Djed Spence.