LiLi 🌻

3️⃣5️⃣🐱🐶🐱♉️ 🏳️‍🌈 "To live would be an awfully big adventure.”

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I'm the asshole that yells "JESUS CHRIST" while someone at the table is praying.

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Highly suggest getting a “matching” tattoo with your best friend. PS, hers is the skeleton hand.

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@hoeforjemily @criminalminds Emily is by far my favorite!

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@dawsonsross 🩷

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When you have short term memory loss and you’re told that “forgetting something” isn’t a valid reason. 🙄 This really irks me because I have a valid reason to forget so easily and quickly. Guess I’m the only one that’s not allowed to say “i forgot” and it be valid. GOOD TO KNOW

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Trying to figure out if i need to get my “niece” from work tonight but she OR my best friend won’t text me back!

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Started my day helping my best friend get the oil cap off her car. That bitch was stuck on there, but I got it off…..with a screwdriver. Lol

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When your best friend owns a boutique and she charges you full price but her family gets a discount lol. Her kids call me Aunt btw 🤣🤣🤣

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“If you’re dating someone in jail, wouldn’t you ask them what they were in for?!” - Me while watching ‘Evil Lives Here’

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@WrigleyCub220 Well, i know that lol

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How the fuck am I 36 now?! When did that happen?!

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Saying I’m 35 didn’t make me feel old, but now when I say I’m 36, I immediately feel ancient!

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@RonFilipkowski Meanwhile this is what trumps mother said about him. Mother always knows.

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People who use the excuse “I’ve been overwhelmed and scatterbrained lately” to not do shit piss me off. So have I, but I still get shit done. Especially when others are involved. TRY AGAIN!!

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IM SO SORRY FOR BOTHERING YOU!!! You’re officially muted until further notice, BEST FRIEND!

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Hey @Amazon, WHY DID I PAY $2.99 EXTRA TO HAVE SOMETHING DELIVERED BETWEEN 7am - 11am TODAY AND YOURE GONNA TELL ME ITS RUNNING LATE AND I MIGHT GET IT TODAY?! Also, why does this keep happening?!

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When you’re not feeling well, no one cares, and it just becomes a one up situation. Find me at work until 1:30 hanging on by a thread. 😩

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All of the above!

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@ericareport Punching her was so not necessary. He could easily get control of her without punching. I guess if you have a badge you can do what you want. Especially if you’re white. 😡

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Woke up on the bitch side of the bed this morning and my mood hasn’t improved at all.