Christia Li Roberts

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And what agenda would that be..... Something with a tenor?

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Note to self
a whole pie on the lunch table means 2 slices and being stuffed

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Watching american baking competition and wondering why the 2 women with long blonde hair aren't wearing hairnets

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Sitting in Petsmart listening to You Gotta Let Love Rule.
What does that mean?

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Is there another way to remove this permanent lipstick besides nail polish remover?

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Just read in Sunday's Parade mag that @DariusRucker recorded for ABC's upcoming #CMAFest Show. Too bad he wasn't to be seen at @CMAFest2013

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@jakeowen we all know it wasn't your fault. feel really bad that you went through all the effort and were cut short. #CMAFEST2013 blew it.

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I did not dream the horseback trip to iceland it was in the palm bch post thur oct 18

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682 across from bjs

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My publix has racetrack gas card yippee

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Talking to the patient trumps talking to the caregiver
Now I am numero uno

[Christia Li Roberts @LiRoberts]

This needs to be repeated:
A Bounce dryer sheet is not the same as a Shout color catcher sheet.

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"It's not my fault" really means "Watch me tap dance and whistle while I try to convince you that I have been a victim of circumstance."

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It is really hard to get ahead with tv watching with the olympics showing

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So bummed out
I missed the bear
But now I know what to do next year

[Christia Li Roberts @LiRoberts]

Memo to #fallingskies and #noahwylie: You were gone so long i forgot your plot. So you have come back now but i won't be joining you.

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If i am left alone with an open bag of m&m's, i find it necessary to put them out of their misery before they can escape from the bag.

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#cmafest you know you are aa star when the golf cart they let you ride in has the plastic garbage bag sides

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#cmafest
just saw brad paisley ride by in the golf cart with the black garbage bag windows
yippee

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How many more times will i forget about the bridge