Libby Nelson

Jesus and the Oxford comma are never a bad choice.

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Narrator: He was far from the best. https://t.co/xtqRcYRbFQ

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My son was David Bowie/Ziggy Stardust for Halloween. Face painting a baby is difficult.

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@mrscarrell4911 Oh my gosh, yes, so much crying

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@WillDoss_ Stage four:

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@christineyyl @SpiritAirlines If you have a baby, they let you go through the precheck line. So just steal a baby for next time 👍🏽

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My doctor told me I need more calcium in my diet. Today I got a cookies and cream milkshake #doctorsorders

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Update: 5 minutes of poop is too much poop for the current diapers he wears. This was a lose-lose situation.

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New life activities include: watching my son poop for 5 minutes so I can wait til he's finished to change his diaper #motherhood

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@ryan_hemmer I was raised on this show. So exciting.

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@dforsythe3 @devinforsythe07 True love

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@joelcall 😂😂😂

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@joelcall The boo box scene haunted me dreams for years as a child. Still not sure if I'm over it. Also possibly why I'm claustrophobic.

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@JaredSynal I'm pretty sure he was a home invader and the kids were idiots "Hey, your parents aren't home, but you should totally let me in your house"

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Happy birthday, Harry ⚡️Potter 🎂 Thanks for making me want to read as a kid.

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@AutumnV_M_ At least a few years ago, Dollar General used to have one flavor of them still! I haven't checked since college though. Lincoln DG FTW

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@tawnysg When I was wedding planning, this was my top used emoji and it described my life perfectly: 😅

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@comcastcares I've restarted everything and still have no internet. It's been hours. This picture is a lie.

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@natehend Amen.

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Pregnancy + dropping Corey off at the airport for him to be gone for a week + loving him a lot = ugly crying on the drive home.