Countess Lady Libby

Mother, daughter, sister, wife. Allergic to: ALL religions; conservatives; libertarians; bleeding hearts; halfwits; melanoma.

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

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[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

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[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@craigreucassel WTF is wrong with NOT using an analogy? Are teenage brains particularly great at understanding analogies or something? UGH. I'm #twitterangry! @deemadigan @theprojecttv #Milkshake #dickheads

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

7. Pull head out of own arse

[Catherine Cusack @katieqs]

Prime Ministerial to do list:
1. Phone Brittany
2. Get rid of Eric Abetz 🙄
3. Recall Julie Bishop to help
4. Meet your Women MPs - permission to speak
5. Federal Liberal Party Inquiry for women tell their stories and suggestions
6. Believe the women (we are not making stuff up)

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@JeffDLowe If not THE best.
And that was the most underappreciated show ever.
#RIPJessicaWalter

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@pandacoz @Peter_Fitz Or... rape is illegal. Getting drunk is not.

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@Peter_Fitz Geez you manage to attract a lot of unfortunates who'll never get it. Can you please round them all up as they come at you? Not sure what to do with them afterwards, but at least we'll know where they are.

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@mahootna2 Uncle Otto would've found a suitable "solution" for Eric's problems. #auspol

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@Peter_Fitz " “What has changed? The Premier telling her on Sunday she was no longer wanted by the Liberal Party,” Senator Abetz said. "

And... let the gaslighting begin!

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@OccupyMyGov @suthernx Who is gormless? #Jeopardy

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

Pressers are more productive and much more telling than QT. QT is useless with Morrison simply refusing to address any opposition questions. #auspol

[Media Watch @ABCmediawatch]

Morrison and @aclennell clash at presser:

"Let's not all of us who sit in glass houses here start getting into that"

#MediaWatch #auspol

[bradpsychology @bradpsychology]

The CCTV puts the alleged perpetrator in the frame. The security guard confirms Ms Higgins was in no condition to give consent. So where are the charges?

#IBelieveBrittany #TheyAllKnew #Unbelievable #libspill #ScottyDoesNothing

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

#auspol

[💦Laird Mick W Beattie @mickdundee48]

My grandson is doing an experiment for his 'social science' classes. He is wearing a T-Shirt with "Dutton for PM" printed on front and back. So far he has been egged, spat at and cursed. I am concerned what may happen to him when he leaves the house.
#Elijah

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

Double episode of #Taskmaster... finally some good news today!

[SBS VICELAND @SBSVICELAND]

TONIGHT ON SBS VICELAND
#8OutOf10CatsDoesCountdown 7.35PM
Double episode of #Taskmaster 8.30PM
#HamiltonsPharmacopeia 10.15PM
#JerrySpringer The Opera 11.05PM

[Sally Neighbour @neighbour_s]

BREAKING from #4Corners: ‘Oh God': Parliament security guard describes finding Brittany Higgins on night of alleged … https://t.co/yee5SRP6xh

[🌏 Zali Steggall MP @zalisteggall]

I don’t usually support opposition motions to condemn the PM but the answers provided to date by the PM are unsatisfactory and not befitting the office or serious allegations being made. #qt #auspol

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

Noticed the staffer has already edited his Linkedin profile, deleting the words that enabled me to find him. #auspol

[Lisa Wilkinson @Lisa_Wilkinson]

.@10NewsFirst reports that Parliament House has a “prayer room” where MPs & staffers regularly go to have sex.

Meanwhile a whistleblower provides photographic evidence of coalition staffers pleasuring themselves on the desks of female MPs.

More tonight on @theprojecttv #auspol

[Countess Lady Libby @LibbyLilo]

@JasonClareMP @HkarterKarter Who knew our alternate universe was a Yes, Minister storyline?