libby

[libby @LibbyStorts]

So crazy that B.O.B is a flat earther

[danaka @wifeoftoast]

costco raised their minimum wage to $16 and i am thinking about this again

[Game Informer @gameinformer]

An Uno movie adaptation is on the way (you heard that right) and it's a comedy action-adventure heist film being developed by rapper Lil Yachty: https://t.co/rvB2v1IHXu

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

You got tricked by Borat last week

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

This MF......

[libby @LibbyStorts]

Watching videos of people doing push-ups on their Instagram stories will kill me long before this disease does.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Shout out to hoarders - we were all wrong about you

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

Instagram is basically just bragging to people who don’t even find your accomplishments that impressive because they’re also following the Rock

[libby @LibbyStorts]

Somehow, somewhere, the Lorax is throwing a table across a room.

[libby @LibbyStorts]

this HAS to be a fever dream

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!

[Tesla @Tesla]

Plans for tonight:
• playing The Sims
• naming a character Internal Combustion Engine
• making them go for a swim
• deleting the swimming pool ladder

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

There’s no way to emotionally prepare yourself for how this cat looks