Australian Liberal Party (but honest)

#LostBigly #RuinedOurEconomy #DestroyedTheEnvironment #SpreadCOVID #KilledKoalas
Saying the quiet parts out loud. Obvious parody.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@RoseBJackson Just don't let her anywhere near any of our staffers and she should be fine.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@aaronsmith Unfortunately it seems a lot of our youg libs are.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@TheKennyDevine @CraigKellyPHON I'd just like to remind everyone that he's not one of ours anymore but we are sorry for inflicting him on you all.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@sam_ikin You leave OUR botox bogan alone Mr Ikin.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@DecencyLiv85854 @jordynbeazley @GuardianAus You know we've got a safe seat for him if he chooses to run? Hell, we might even make him Minister for Women.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@Stephen60255644 Up is down to us mate.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

We cannot confirm or deny that Mr #Lehrmann will be given a safe seat should he choose to run or that he won't be given the job of Minister for Women.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@Shamim_A28 @sahar_adatia Our people don't apologise.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@C4rlosFerra5 @AlboMP @ChrisMinnsMP Go to the USA. Don't come back.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@AmyRemeikis Yeah well they aren't coming to us. Can't blame them really.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@mccarronbenson @GrogsGamut You know he's one of ours right?

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@HelpRodger Dude, we don't even need Peter Dutton. We're just waiting for one of our spineless members to grow a pair and move against him and pull us to the centre.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@ellymelly Sweetheart, our primary vote is as far down as you are one of our nuttiest supporters. It's as strong a hold as Barnaby is sober.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

A swing of 12% against us is a big win in our world. #TasmaniaVotes

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@PRGuy17 We forgot to remind him that there's now 35 seats. Our bad.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

Just a reminder that Barnaby Joyce is NOT one of ours.... https://t.co/26Z4j0pO3K

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It's on! #libspill #auspol #auspol24

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

Today we are celebrating a tremendous victory for racism, shorter lifespans and infant mortality. Well done fellow Australians. #insiders #TheVoiceToParliament #Referendum2023

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@sussanley @AlboMP God, you're embarrassing.

[Australian Liberal Party (but honest) @LiberalOz]

@newscomauHQ Thanks for pointing this out and remaining largely silent about all the cookers and neo- Nazis we get at our No rallies.